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Chotchky

This word is a nown used to identify objects that otherwise have no designation. Chotchky is usually used to describe objects that resemble angled geometric shapes.
"That collage is full of little chotchkies." or, "Hey! Grab me that chotchky over there."
by Wonderboythedave May 28, 2008
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Chotchkie

A small piece of worthless crap, a decorative knick knack with little or no purpose.

Side note: Chotchkie can be pretty, sentimental, or even occasionally useful though it usually breaks easily if useful. If you are having trouble identifying Chotchkie just look around your house or someone else's and whatever you see that a burgler wouldn't steal is probably Chotchkie.
Fake fruit, a ceramic frog containing candy, pretty much anything purchased at a dollar store, costume jewelry, etc. Referenced by Phoebie on the TV show friends.

Meg loved her cow figurine collection, but Dave thought it was useless Chotchkie.
by Robin and Stephany November 13, 2007
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Chotchkie's

Term used for a generic chain restaurant staffed by twenty-somethings in goofy uniforms. Decor of restaurant should include various stock photos, signs and knick knacks in order to establish a "fun" atmosphere. Derived from the film Office Space. Examples include Applebee's, Chili's, Bennigan's.
John: I'm so sick of those goddamned greasy McDonald's hamburgers.

Rachel: Want to hit a Chotchkie's?

John: Ugh...I guess.
by RRBA January 21, 2006
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Chotchy

A man who acts very innocent until one day he becomes a "pacifist" which in code means he is going to slap you across your face as hard as he can, and then say he is a pacifist.

The chotchy is the one who always strikes first but never gets caught. He will laugh at you when you get in trouble for something he did.

A chotchy also uses insults like "Bitch" and "bitchboy"
Nate is walking down the hall next to the chotchy heading towards the wrestling room. The chotchy reaches up and smacks Nate and when Nate goes to retaliate the wrestling coach walks out and yells at Nate for always picking on the chotchy (which is actually him retaliating to the chotchy slaps him) the chotchy then says " that's what you get bitchboy" and walks away.
by "The 400"(AIDS) April 22, 2017
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chotchkies

The restaurant from Office Space where employees have to have a minimum of 15 pieces of flair.
"Hey guys wanna go to Chotchkies get some coffee?"
by seth February 10, 2004
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Crotchky

The combined smell of female and male crotches, fluids, sweat, b.o., and butt (see ditty baby) after a long evening of fornicating. Usually in a room with closed windows and no ventilation. There may also be traces of farts from the relaxation. This smell can hit you rather hard when you are spooning or relaxing afterwards. The smell is often trapped in pubic hair.
Rolando reminded Anita she needs to get a wax because it was getting very crotchky in the casa.
by Mr. Crotch February 26, 2010
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Chotchkes

Affordable high quality promotional items, souvenirs or trinkets. Value, swagger, cool, neat-o
My grandmother collected various chotchkes throughout her life as she traveled the world as a Pan Am Airlines flight attendant.
by Swag Adjudicator September 18, 2018
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