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chotchkies

The restaurant from Office Space where employees have to have a minimum of 15 pieces of flair.
"Hey guys wanna go to Chotchkies get some coffee?"
by seth February 10, 2004
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YANKEES

The greatest franchise in the history of pro sports....
26 world championships
by Seth December 2, 2004
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Tippy

Object> to mame your opponents genitals when they are not looking using a standard bic lighter

Rules> there are many restrictions as to where and when tippy is legal. Over hand throws are not legal, only back handed tosses are accepted.
If a lighter is caught by the defender, a free ten foot shot is awarded within 48hours.
Innocent by-standers are not subject to playing. Professionalism must be displayed if you
are subject of a direct hit. You cannot let emotion take over. Nascar lighters are prohibited from play.

(If there is any spital, discharge or any dismemberment as a result of this game, the
nobody is responsible for any medical reimbursement)
Throw a bic lighter at your boys jewels and see how "professional" he can be.
by Seth December 2, 2004
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Success

At age 4 success is not peeing in your pants.
At age 12 success is having friends.
At age 16 success is having a drivers license.
At age 20 success is having sex.
At age 35 success is having money.
At age 50 success is having money.
At age 60 success is having sex.
At age 70 success is having a drivers license.
At age 75 success is having friends.
At age 80 success is not peeing in your pants
by seth November 22, 2003
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Cunty

Term of endearment; such as "bro", "homey", "kidd" or "nigga".
Could also be used to describe in-aminite objects. (Also spelled cuntee)
Give me my fucking rolling papers cunty (cuntee)
by Seth January 6, 2005
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gush

1. To open and remove change from a
city parking meter
2. the spurting of coins from a parking meter
1. We gushed the waterfront friday night
2. The waterfront was gushin' friday
by seth November 17, 2003
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Coors Light

Coledest tasting beer in the universe, official sponser of superbowl 39 and the NFL...Haters can eat a fat one, all you micro brew faggots smoke swag.
micro brewery's are for trendy metro sexuals.
by Seth December 2, 2004
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