seth's definitions

toenails

Hardened discs on the tips of the toes that protect the toe. Females like to paint their toenails all different colors.

Samantha painted her toenails red, then she stuck them in my mouth, and I began to suck on them. For the next hour, she made love to me with only her red painted toenails.

by Seth March 26, 2004

craphonking

1. The practice of piling unwanted work on a colleague to keep them from advancing within the company.

2. A vulgarity roughly the same as "shit""

1. Tim was going to make manager before Christmas...unless I started seriously craphonking him.

2. What is this craphonking pile of work in my inbox?

by Seth March 2, 2004

Game Cube

Great fucking system!!! Anyone who says it's a kiddy system is obviously a 12 year old kid who jacks off to his mom's victoria's secret catalogs.

Gamecube is great, it has all the hot exclusives like MGS Twin Snakes, Mario Kart: Double Dash, SSB Melee, Metroid Prime, and many more. Also it has the kickass Wavebird controler, and comes in more colors than black. (And for the record I'm not a Nintendo fan boy, i have a PS2 as well)

by Seth March 16, 2004

fagstag

The male version of a faghag.
A straight male with a gay confidant.
Perhaps call his confidant a stagfag

g1> Those two are always talking...I didn't know Jon was gay.
g2> Nah, he's just fagstagging.

by Seth March 4, 2004

D.i.V.A.S

Deadly Viper Assassanation Squad. Seen in the movie Kill Bill.

Quentin Tarantino is a fucking genious!!!

by Seth April 13, 2004

teledildonics

computer-mediated sexual interaction between the
{VR} presences of two humans. This practice is not yet possible except
in the rather limited form of erotic conversation on {MUD}s and the
like. The term, however, is widely recognized in the VR community as a
{ha ha only serious} projection of things to come.

connect to my teledildonics server now biatch!

by Seth July 6, 2003

infucktion

An infection contracted through sexual intercourse...

Twat was that? I cunt hear. I have an infucktion in my ear.

by Seth November 29, 2004