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chotchkies

The restaurant from Office Space where employees have to have a minimum of 15 pieces of flair.
"Hey guys wanna go to Chotchkies get some coffee?"
by seth February 10, 2004
mugGet the chotchkiesmug.

YANKEES

The greatest franchise in the history of pro sports....
26 world championships
by Seth December 2, 2004
mugGet the YANKEESmug.

Success

At age 4 success is not peeing in your pants.
At age 12 success is having friends.
At age 16 success is having a drivers license.
At age 20 success is having sex.
At age 35 success is having money.
At age 50 success is having money.
At age 60 success is having sex.
At age 70 success is having a drivers license.
At age 75 success is having friends.
At age 80 success is not peeing in your pants
by seth November 22, 2003
mugGet the Successmug.

Tippy

Object> to mame your opponents genitals when they are not looking using a standard bic lighter

Rules> there are many restrictions as to where and when tippy is legal. Over hand throws are not legal, only back handed tosses are accepted.
If a lighter is caught by the defender, a free ten foot shot is awarded within 48hours.
Innocent by-standers are not subject to playing. Professionalism must be displayed if you
are subject of a direct hit. You cannot let emotion take over. Nascar lighters are prohibited from play.

(If there is any spital, discharge or any dismemberment as a result of this game, the
nobody is responsible for any medical reimbursement)
Throw a bic lighter at your boys jewels and see how "professional" he can be.
by Seth December 2, 2004
mugGet the Tippymug.

bonination

It's when you bone two or more (usually three) of the hottest babes you know, at the same time. A few rules apply
1) You must know or have met all the babes
2) They must be hot as fuck
3) A sum of money may be involved to stimulate their participation
4) Video equipment may be utilized for future benification
5) You must literally bone every babe, all at once, for it to be true bonination
6) All the babes must get with eachother too
Hombre 1: So yesterday I achieved bonination
Hombre 2: No way, with who?
Hombre 1: my girlfriend Kat, Liz, and Joy, that chick who works at that mexican resteraunt
by Seth March 8, 2004
mugGet the boninationmug.

quAzzi-gay

boys named kev and fern together masturbating..but only semi..
kev and fern together masturbating..like the defination..DUH
by Seth April 11, 2005
mugGet the quAzzi-gaymug.

bookaki

grosse ass porn when guys shoot there load all over the girls face and she ends up smelling like old goat cheese
that girl stinks i bet she just got done with a bookaki shot
by seth October 20, 2003
mugGet the bookakimug.

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