Skip to main content

seth's definitions

CUNTWAFFLE

1> Term of endearment, such as "bro", "homey", "nigga" or "cunty".

2> Used to describe an ex-gurlfriend or a chickenhead.
That cuntwaffle can eat a dick!
by Seth January 14, 2005
mugGet the CUNTWAFFLEmug.

freshman

Annoying 9th graders who show up on the first day of high school thinking there the shit, only to find out that there stupid and should show some respect to the there fellow sophomores, juniors, and seniors.
Not all freshman are stupid and annoying just the ones who hang out in large groups.
by seth May 21, 2004
mugGet the freshmanmug.

chotchkies

The restaurant from Office Space where employees have to have a minimum of 15 pieces of flair.
"Hey guys wanna go to Chotchkies get some coffee?"
by seth February 10, 2004
mugGet the chotchkiesmug.

Tippy

Object> to mame your opponents genitals when they are not looking using a standard bic lighter

Rules> there are many restrictions as to where and when tippy is legal. Over hand throws are not legal, only back handed tosses are accepted.
If a lighter is caught by the defender, a free ten foot shot is awarded within 48hours.
Innocent by-standers are not subject to playing. Professionalism must be displayed if you
are subject of a direct hit. You cannot let emotion take over. Nascar lighters are prohibited from play.

(If there is any spital, discharge or any dismemberment as a result of this game, the
nobody is responsible for any medical reimbursement)
Throw a bic lighter at your boys jewels and see how "professional" he can be.
by Seth December 2, 2004
mugGet the Tippymug.

Success

At age 4 success is not peeing in your pants.
At age 12 success is having friends.
At age 16 success is having a drivers license.
At age 20 success is having sex.
At age 35 success is having money.
At age 50 success is having money.
At age 60 success is having sex.
At age 70 success is having a drivers license.
At age 75 success is having friends.
At age 80 success is not peeing in your pants
by seth November 22, 2003
mugGet the Successmug.

YANKEES

The greatest franchise in the history of pro sports....
26 world championships
by Seth December 2, 2004
mugGet the YANKEESmug.

bookaki

grosse ass porn when guys shoot there load all over the girls face and she ends up smelling like old goat cheese
that girl stinks i bet she just got done with a bookaki shot
by seth October 20, 2003
mugGet the bookakimug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email