seth's definitions

stagfag

The gay male confidant of the fagstag.
The male version of a hagfag.
A straight male with a gay confidant.

John and Pete are so close it's sometimes hard to recall John's just a stagfag.

by Seth March 4, 2004

starfucker

A young girl who dresses and acts provocatively in order to arouse older men.

Jenny smiled and wiggled her hips seductively, positive Angela's father would get hard seeing her dressed this way. A perfect starfucker smiled and wiggled back at her from the mirror.

by Seth February 25, 2005

kitty dance

Where one gets on all 4's(knees & hands), rubs up on somebody's leg, and meows like a cat.

"John, you should do the kitty dance!"

by Seth March 23, 2005

Suds

One of the original internet gurus.

I didn't know how to reset the password, so I called Suds and he had it fixed in three minutes flat over the phone. Last time I call tech support!

by Seth June 5, 2003

gimped

"messed up", "broken",

"that is gimped of you to cheat in pool"

by seth November 17, 2003

cockmonger

One who loves and worships the cock so much, that they can summon it at great will

"That bitch is such a cockmonger!"

by Seth March 23, 2005

quAzzi-gay

boys named kev and fern together masturbating..but only semi..

kev and fern together masturbating..like the defination..DUH

by Seth April 11, 2005