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A man who acts very innocent until one day he becomes a "pacifist" which in code means he is going to slap you across your face as hard as he can, and then say he is a pacifist.

The chotchy is the one who always strikes first but never gets caught. He will laugh at you when you get in trouble for something he did.

A chotchy also uses insults like "Bitch" and "bitchboy"
Nate is walking down the hall next to the chotchy heading towards the wrestling room. The chotchy reaches up and smacks Nate and when Nate goes to retaliate the wrestling coach walks out and yells at Nate for always picking on the chotchy (which is actually him retaliating to the chotchy slaps him) the chotchy then says " that's what you get bitchboy" and walks away.
Chotchy by "The 400"(AIDS) April 22, 2017
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when something is just so crappy and messed up (adjective)
Dudette, my day was so B-chotchy, my boyfriend broke up with me and told me he had found another love, who was male...and I met him.
B-Chotchy by F-dawg September 10, 2004
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chewing the chotch

Man you smell like fish...I can tell you been chewing the chotch.
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Chotchskis 

Slang word for the best bros, or another group of friends.
Big Andy: Yo are you friends with Levi and Masko?
Fronk: Yeah man, they chill. We’re tight. After all they’re my chotchskis.
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A small piece of worthless crap, a decorative knick knack with little or no purpose.

Side note: Chotchkie can be pretty, sentimental, or even occasionally useful though it usually breaks easily if useful. If you are having trouble identifying Chotchkie just look around your house or someone else's and whatever you see that a burgler wouldn't steal is probably Chotchkie.
Fake fruit, a ceramic frog containing candy, pretty much anything purchased at a dollar store, costume jewelry, etc. Referenced by Phoebie on the TV show friends.

Meg loved her cow figurine collection, but Dave thought it was useless Chotchkie.
Chotchkie by Robin and Stephany November 13, 2007

fa-chotch 

I heard some girlfriends of mine using this word in a drunken stupor referring to the female genital area especially the inside parts.It may have a Lebanese/Polish origin.Please note gentlemen, this is not a sexy word and under no circumstances should it be used during intercourse.
Sarah got angry and kicked Lisa in the fa-chotch.

My fa-chotch is itchy.
fa-chotch by Breeno January 16, 2005

chotched 

the end result of too many alcoholic beverages. can also be spelled chatched, but thats lame.
man i had like 20 appletinis, im so fucking chotched.
The other night i was so chotched, i spelled it chatched, how gay was that.
chotched by Ryan and Jeremy September 21, 2007
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