Chosoe

A highly defined form of a wet willy. Performed with a delicate balance of breath, words, and saliva, applied to the top portion of the ear.

Re-united after extended periods of time, a tender chosoe will precede other forms of intimate contact.

Just chosoe me, my love...
Does anyone have a kleenex? I was just chosoed...

by Creator of 77 September 23, 2010

woke up and chose violence

woke up and chose violence — the act of awakening and greeting the day with absolutely the worst decision that you could possibly make.

And sometimes it is actually violence.

It’s starting the day and performing any action that unalterably changes your life forever.

The people who attacked The Capitol on January 6th 2021 — attacked the symbolic seat of the American people’s power — just woke up and chose violence that day. And, as a result, the ring leaders are receiving long federal prison sentences.

by Mind Hunter the Profiler August 22, 2023

Chooser

A term derived from the two words: Chump and Loser, combined together.

Woah did you see that guy eat it on his bike? What a chooser!

by Will Smith’s a G July 31, 2021

woke up and chose chaos

woke up and chose chaos — a corollary to waking up and choosing violence. Waking up and choosing chaos involves beginning your day with an impulsive act that can and does throw your entire existence into disarray.

A common excuse for waking ping up and choosing chaos is: “I just had to speak from ‘my strong place’”.

And then the chaos ensues.

I woke up and chose chaos when I called my wife’s divorce lawyer and told him to do her worst — I dared her!!!!!!

by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 3, 2023

chosen jacobs

He’s the most amazing ,kind and beautiful boy in the whole world. He played Mike at It 2017. Also he sings “Losers” from the It soundtrack,if you haven’t heard it,like,WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR??

And last but not least,he’s smile makes him even MORE perfect,when I saw him smiling I feel so complete,he’s literally adorable

My dream is to meet Chosen Jacobs

by janehopper February 21, 2018

Chinky Chose

Brooklyn kids playing street games in the 1950's believed in karma and called it Chinky Chose. Chinky Chose was a mystical payback against cheaters. When a kid cheated to win a point, but then lost the next point (or the whole game), the other kids taunted the offender, usually in a sing-song voice and sometimes with a pointed finger, "Chinky Chose, always shows."

You cheated but lost anyway -- ha ha, Chinky Chose, always shows!

by Arnold Dreckenberg May 13, 2011

Choose Game

Basically, you choose odds or evens and remark "Once, twice, three, SHOOT!" each player either holds out a closed fist, 1 finger, or 2 fingers, therefore the total can either add up to 0, 1, 2, 3, or 4. If it is 0, no player wins. If it is even (2,4) the evens player wins and if it's odd (1,3) the odds player wins.

Seinfeld: George and Jerry played the Choose game in 'The Robbery' Episode to decide who should get the apartment, Jerry ends up winning.

by Seinfeldlolololol June 2, 2011