Choove

When you suspect your girlfriend is cheating on you but you are not 100% sure that she is cheating on you.

My gf is acting like such a choove.

by YourBoySpaceMan_ March 2, 2019

Chooser

A term derived from the two words: Chump and Loser, combined together.

Woah did you see that guy eat it on his bike? What a chooser!

by Will Smith’s a G July 31, 2021

Choose Game

Basically, you choose odds or evens and remark "Once, twice, three, SHOOT!" each player either holds out a closed fist, 1 finger, or 2 fingers, therefore the total can either add up to 0, 1, 2, 3, or 4. If it is 0, no player wins. If it is even (2,4) the evens player wins and if it's odd (1,3) the odds player wins.

Seinfeld: George and Jerry played the Choose game in 'The Robbery' Episode to decide who should get the apartment, Jerry ends up winning.

by Seinfeldlolololol June 2, 2011

choofed

Having smoked some really great weed (choof), you are now really stoned. Sounds like "chuffed" which is great because smoking weed always makes people really happy.

That was some damn great weed, I'm choofed!

by d#sss June 21, 2011

beggars can't be choosers

used when someone is desperate for something but then becomes picky about it

person 1: oi got any money
person 2: only $2
person 1: shit that ain't much
person 2: look mate beggars can't be choosers

by josef (joey) s March 10, 2020

chovey

Chovey is a fart adoring furry in denial. He is a cryptid and no one will believe he exists until they meet him. Chovey likes to reside in the sewers and will only come out to fuck your mom

You: Oh Jesus Christ where's my mom?
Chovey: *laughs maliciously and runs back into the sewer*

by Pissy LaPoo July 31, 2018

Chooney Tunes

A word commonly used to refer to anime(japanese cartoons), K-pop, K-drama and other forms of Asian entertainment media. Often used in a patronizing fashion.

-Get off your ass and stop watching chooney tunes!

by quachwatch February 23, 2022