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Cryptid

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An undocumented, seldom-seen creature, typically originating from American folklore.
Recently adopted by the Gen Z demographic to describe individuals that behave and socialize in an introverted, unpredictable and otherwise strange manner, to the point where it's intimidating.
"I swear to god, he acts like he's just learning to talk, and then you get to know him and find out he keeps a little kingdom of insects under his bed, and all of them have names. Dude's an actual cryptid."
Cryptid by solvecoagula September 22, 2022

Cryptid

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Animals which are commonly not believed to exist, but actually may. Instances include the Loch Ness Monster, Bigfoot, the Teratornis, and Pterodactyl, Mothmen, etc.
That girl was so uckaly that she was practically a cryptid.
Cryptid by Nicholas Meyler September 23, 2003

Cryptid

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Blue: I'm not a furry, I'm a cryptid.
Milo: I have bad news for you bestie...
Cryptid by milob404 July 11, 2023

cryptid person 

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1: is that mothman?
2: no thats just Sera being a cryptid person
cryptid person by Theaacecard August 1, 2023

Cryptid Goldilocks Zone 

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The very tiny zone of species close enough to humans, where it's legal to have sex with them, yet far enough from humans where it's legal to kill them.
"Your turn, Frank. When you find Bigfoot, will you fuck him or kill him?"

"Well both options are legal, aren't they, because Bigfoot is in the Cryptid Goldilocks Zone."

Cryptid fucker

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A person who enjoys in partaking in sexual intercourse with cryptids or folklore creatures.
"Ho, ho, ho, I am the cryptid fucker and I will fuck all your cryptids.
One day I'm balls deep in a wendigo, next day I'm divin deep into the pussy of a loch Ness monster, then on the third day, the chupacabra sucks my dick harder than it sucks the blood from those goats."

"I heard that guy over there is a cryptid fucker."
Cryptid fucker by Dorianthedodo November 27, 2024
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