by 00987643456 February 12, 2009
Get the Chontrese mug.The 21st century British construction of a female whom may look, act and eat like a lesbian/virgin but is in-fact straight and sexually promiscuous.
(the term is thought to be initially coined in the Library of UCLAN university, 2010).
(the term is thought to be initially coined in the Library of UCLAN university, 2010).
Becky: "Hey, Letti is a lesbian right?"
Shaun: "No! she's had sex with Adam like a ka-billion times! Classical Chuntress.."
Shaun: "No! she's had sex with Adam like a ka-billion times! Classical Chuntress.."
by Dr. Yates (Ba, PHd) November 29, 2010
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The absolute opposite of a hot receptionist/secretary.
A secretary so unappealing that not only would you never dare consider risking your job for sexual relations with her, but you're completely put off the entire female gender every time you pass her desk.
A secretary so unappealing that not only would you never dare consider risking your job for sexual relations with her, but you're completely put off the entire female gender every time you pass her desk.
The fantasy Jim had been having involving Angelina Jolie, a desert island and a sack of viagra was completely nullified when he walked past his contreceptionist's desk.
by CapTim January 25, 2008
Get the contreceptionist mug.A light, easy listening form of vocal jazz. Known as chantese because the words are short, descriptive, poetic and sometime repetative. Usually sung by a sexy single female lead.
by Alfie The Horndog September 5, 2005
Get the chantese jazz mug.A woman is who not interested in getting married and having babies. She owuld rather have a good career, have fun, stay single for as long as possible and isn't interested in finding 'Mr Right'. Contrasexuals are the opposite Bridget Jones.
Samantha from Sex and the City is so contrasexual.
by Moxbrow November 20, 2004
Get the Contrasexual mug.The 21st century British construction of a female whom may look, act and eat like a lesbian/virgin but is in-fact straight and sexually promiscuous.
(the term is thought to be initially coined in the Library of UCLAN university, 2010).
(the term is thought to be initially coined in the Library of UCLAN university, 2010).
Becky: "Hey, Letti is a lesbian right?"
Shaun: "No! she's had sex with Adam like a ka-billion times! Classical Chuntress.."
Shaun: "No! she's had sex with Adam like a ka-billion times! Classical Chuntress.."
by Dr. Yates (Ba, PHd) December 1, 2010
Get the Chuntress mug.The opposite to the English language technique 'Pathetic Fallacy'.
The weather/environment being an opposition to your emotions.
When the environment (specifically the weather) is opposed to the feelings or emotions of the individual.
The weather/environment being an opposition to your emotions.
When the environment (specifically the weather) is opposed to the feelings or emotions of the individual.
Person 1: It's tipping it down outside! How miserable.
Person 2: What a juxtaposition, I feel great today!
Person 3: Actually, it's contrasensus!
...
'The rain when the two kiss is an example of contrasensus,'
Person 2: What a juxtaposition, I feel great today!
Person 3: Actually, it's contrasensus!
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'The rain when the two kiss is an example of contrasensus,'
by roncock December 27, 2012
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