Chontrese 

A kind hearted person, who will always be there for you. She is loving and honest.

I want a friend like Chontrese.

Chontrese by 00987643456 February 12, 2009

Chuntress 

The 21st century British construction of a female whom may look, act and eat like a lesbian/virgin but is in-fact straight and sexually promiscuous.

(the term is thought to be initially coined in the Library of UCLAN university, 2010).

Becky: "Hey, Letti is a lesbian right?"
Shaun: "No! she's had sex with Adam like a ka-billion times! Classical Chuntress.."

Chuntress by Dr. Yates (Ba, PHd) November 29, 2010

contreceptionist 

The absolute opposite of a hot receptionist/secretary.

A secretary so unappealing that not only would you never dare consider risking your job for sexual relations with her, but you're completely put off the entire female gender every time you pass her desk.

The fantasy Jim had been having involving Angelina Jolie, a desert island and a sack of viagra was completely nullified when he walked past his contreceptionist's desk.

contreceptionist by CapTim January 25, 2008

chantese jazz 

A light, easy listening form of vocal jazz. Known as chantese because the words are short, descriptive, poetic and sometime repetative. Usually sung by a sexy single female lead.

Female nightclub singers are often classified as chantese jazz artists.

chantese jazz by Alfie The Horndog September 5, 2005

Contrasexual 

A woman is who not interested in getting married and having babies. She owuld rather have a good career, have fun, stay single for as long as possible and isn't interested in finding 'Mr Right'. Contrasexuals are the opposite Bridget Jones.

Samantha from Sex and the City is so contrasexual.

Contrasexual by Moxbrow November 20, 2004

Chuntress 

The 21st century British construction of a female whom may look, act and eat like a lesbian/virgin but is in-fact straight and sexually promiscuous.

(the term is thought to be initially coined in the Library of UCLAN university, 2010).

Becky: "Hey, Letti is a lesbian right?"
Shaun: "No! she's had sex with Adam like a ka-billion times! Classical Chuntress.."

Chuntress by Dr. Yates (Ba, PHd) December 1, 2010

Contrasensus 

The opposite to the English language technique 'Pathetic Fallacy'.

The weather/environment being an opposition to your emotions.

When the environment (specifically the weather) is opposed to the feelings or emotions of the individual.

Person 1: It's tipping it down outside! How miserable.
Person 2: What a juxtaposition, I feel great today!
Person 3: Actually, it's contrasensus!
...

'The rain when the two kiss is an example of contrasensus,'

Contrasensus by roncock December 27, 2012