Hollywood Post on facebook:
"Happy Birthday to my grandfather today!"
Replier: "Ummm, your grandfathers been
dead for 20 years.... so who the fuck are you talking too???
Poster: "I love you Mom, you are the greatest"
Replier: "Your mother doesn't have a facebook, so why
don't you call her and be real with her rather than posting this fake status update that is flooding my newsfeed you
asshat."
Poster: "God please help me in this time of need. Amen."
Replier: "Virtual Jesus is not in your friends list, so instead of typing a prayer to
get "Likes", why
don't you save the money from data charges praying to God and pray for free the old fashion way. God cares about you, I
don't."