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Chokonma 

Chokonma.
Chokonma is a kind of ligma/sugma joke. Chokonma, or, choke on my.
Joe: Hey do you play Chokonma?
Bofa: What’s chokonma?
Joe: Chokonma COCK!
Chokonma by Nrjobza July 5, 2022
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Chokondis 

A deadly disease that Boonk was diagnosed with after passing out during a No Jumper interview. He will be missed. 😔
Devon: Aye bro Boonk got diagnosed with Chokondis.

Travis: What’s Chokondis??
Devon: Chokondis dick.
Chokondis by Fuck Gay People July 28, 2018

chokyong 

a stupid guy who likes a short girl
Look at that chokyong flirting with that shortie!
chokyong by someone you know choky!!! February 12, 2018

chokeonda 

Similar to ligma, chokeonda refers to 'choke on the', specifically 'choke on the dick'.
Guy 1: Bro, my dad died of chokeonda.
Guy 2: What's chokeonda?
Guy 1: Choke on da dick!
Guy 2: Hah! Gottem!
chokeonda by toonsip July 18, 2018
A melodic epiphany brought about by having a superior sound set up than ones wife who may or may not have a superior sound stage, although in no way appreciates the harmonic detail of clear baselines and vibrant mid-tones. A Harman Kardon system would be wasted on her for example.
I’m loving them chooons!
Chooons by The chosen wan October 14, 2021
used to trick an idiot to ask what's chokon so that you can answer chokon this Dick
Person1: hey my chokon was cold today
person2: Whats chokon?
person1: Chokon thes Dick
Chokon by Hero The Weeb October 5, 2020
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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