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Choint
Choint
"That rainbow was choint!"
Choinked
Choinked is when you’re getting a blowjob and she is too toothy with it, and she scraped your mushroom tip with her teeth.
Glen: “Dude, I’ve had to free-ball now for 6 weeks ‘cause Stephany Choinked the fuck out my tip dog for real. Shit be more sore then a tube of preparation H.”
Kevin: “Dude, seriously, I hate when my tip gets Choinked so now I only get my top spun from bitches with no teeth. Feels like butter now and I haven’t been Choinked in 3 years. Feels good bro seriously.”
Kevin: “Dude, seriously, I hate when my tip gets Choinked so now I only get my top spun from bitches with no teeth. Feels like butter now and I haven’t been Choinked in 3 years. Feels good bro seriously.”
Choinked by fat obese lady May 15, 2022
choinch
Choinch is anything and everything. This word can be used as a verb, adjective, noun, all of it. Such a word is not bogged down by futility of meaning.
Your are being such a choinch right now.
He guys, would you like to go choinching later?
Oh wow! Look at that choinch over there!
He guys, would you like to go choinching later?
Oh wow! Look at that choinch over there!
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Choital by nappydreadz April 1, 2009
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