choonked
choonked by TO THE MAX April 26, 2007
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Choinked
Choinked is when you’re getting a blowjob and she is too toothy with it, and she scraped your mushroom tip with her teeth.
Glen: “Dude, I’ve had to free-ball now for 6 weeks ‘cause Stephany Choinked the fuck out my tip dog for real. Shit be more sore then a tube of preparation H.”
Kevin: “Dude, seriously, I hate when my tip gets Choinked so now I only get my top spun from bitches with no teeth. Feels like butter now and I haven’t been Choinked in 3 years. Feels good bro seriously.”
Kevin: “Dude, seriously, I hate when my tip gets Choinked so now I only get my top spun from bitches with no teeth. Feels like butter now and I haven’t been Choinked in 3 years. Feels good bro seriously.”
Choinked by fat obese lady May 15, 2022
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Whilst talking with my kids and trying to come up with alternative words for Knackered, exhausted f**ked and to avoid swearing we stumbled upon / came up with chooked and it stuck. We use it all the time now. 😁
Chonked
The status of a bikini clad young lady after having been granted an audience with the Lord Chonk. The liaison typically occurs in Lord Chonk's Chonk Bag.
(young Lady) My goodness gracious. I have been well and truly chonked!
(Lord Chonk) You are welcome, my dear. Now vacate my Chonk Bag and head back to the TV studio.
(Lord Chonk) You are welcome, my dear. Now vacate my Chonk Bag and head back to the TV studio.
Chonked by Granola Boy April 2, 2010
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