choonked

Essex slang for "cant be bothered", means the person is really lazy in other words

guy 1: you wanna come to central london today?

guy 2: nah cant be choonked with that can i?

by TO THE MAX April 26, 2007

Choinked

Choinked is when you’re getting a blowjob and she is too toothy with it, and she scraped your mushroom tip with her teeth.

Glen: “Dude, I’ve had to free-ball now for 6 weeks ‘cause Stephany Choinked the fuck out my tip dog for real. Shit be more sore then a tube of preparation H.”

Kevin: “Dude, seriously, I hate when my tip gets Choinked so now I only get my top spun from bitches with no teeth. Feels like butter now and I haven’t been Choinked in 3 years. Feels good bro seriously.”

by fat obese lady May 15, 2022

chonked

looking like you are on drugs - high, stoned

dude you look so chonked

by filter2700 August 13, 2007

chonked in the dot

Literally - fucked in the arse.
Metaphorically - screwed over, cheated

That car service cost me a grand. I got chonked in the dot.

by Sweet Electrical Hum October 18, 2008

Chooked

Whilst talking with my kids and trying to come up with alternative words for Knackered, exhausted f**ked and to avoid swearing we stumbled upon / came up with chooked and it stuck. We use it all the time now. 😁

That iPhone is beyond repair. It's absolutely chooked.

Heavy night last night. I'm chooked knackered , exhausted

by Tonysam August 29, 2016

Chooked

Someone who just threw up

I drank way too much, I just chooked outside.

by TBD3 May 3, 2018

Chonked

The status of a bikini clad young lady after having been granted an audience with the Lord Chonk. The liaison typically occurs in Lord Chonk's Chonk Bag.

(young Lady) My goodness gracious. I have been well and truly chonked!

(Lord Chonk) You are welcome, my dear. Now vacate my Chonk Bag and head back to the TV studio.

by Granola Boy April 2, 2010