chode cheese

the slimy, greenish-yellow residue that accumulates between your ball-sack and your leg that smells like fat bastards asshole

i washed the chode cheese off my leg this morning when i showered

by anonymous February 8, 2004

chode cheese

cody aka chodey aka chodey

chodey aka cody is a chode cheese

by ADF June 26, 2004

Chode-cheese

The cheddar-like deposit found in the nether Regions of a Chode.

Chode-cheese? Yum! Bon apetít.

by Steve December 10, 2004

choda cheese

The accumulation of sweat, semen or both, in your choda wich then turns into a white cheese like substance.

Man my crotch was sweating alot I bet I have some choda cheese accumulated!

by choda cheese November 13, 2007

Cheesewheel Chode

A dick that's wider than it is long (usually more than 3 inches wide but under 2 inches long).
Also, very hard to masturbate with, so most people with chode's have to "beat it" like a DJ.

Girl: It's so... WIDE!!!

Guy: So?

Girl: I can't even fit it into my mouth! YOU HAVE A CHEESEWHEEL CHODE!!!

by Aslap927 June 20, 2009

Choke the Cheesecake

To choke the cheesecake is to perform any sexual act in conjunction with a food item in direct contact with the genitalia.
Cheesecake, while being quite prevalent in such acts, is but one of many. There have been reports of using franks and beans, and even pineapples.

I wouldn't go in there if I were you. He's choking the cheesecake.

You wanna choke the cheesecake? Fine. But I'm not cleaning up after you.

You did WHAT to our wedding cake??

by Casey Weederman August 28, 2010