A dick that's wider than it is long (usually more than 3 inches wide but under 2 inches long).
Also, very hard to masturbate with, so most people with chode's have to "beat it" like a DJ.
Girl: It's so... WIDE!!!

Guy: So?

Girl: I can't even fit it into my mouth! YOU HAVE A CHEESEWHEEL CHODE!!!
by Aslap927 June 20, 2009
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