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Chocomel

A kind of fudge cooked at the precise temperature that results in the creation of the perfect blend of chocolate and caramel taste.
Is it chocolate or is it caramel? No, it's chocomel.
by Tree House Eikaiwa October 2, 2018
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Chocomel

Every since I moved to the Netherlands, I can't believe I used to drink that nastyass chocolate flavored corn syrup Yoo-hoo. Chocomel is De Enige Echte.
by Rpdrfan January 3, 2025
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chocomel male

A more sophisticated and superior male to yogurt males. Chocomel males are very content and respectful individuals who enjoy free chocomel and the simpler things in life, such as long walks on the beach ,or enjoying a beautiful sunset while confidently sipping chocomel.
Joost: Is that guy over there an alpha?
Lubo: No, look at him pouring the free drink from the vending machine, it is a Chocomel male.

*Jan pours his chocomel*

Lubo: wow I'm so jealous, I wish I could radiate such confidence and dominance while sipping chocomel.
by ChocomelTruther July 5, 2024
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Chocomel suprise

A sexual act in which one partner keeps a generous mouthful of chocolate milk (ideally room temperature for maximum shock value) during anal sex. At the peak moment of intensity — just as the other partner lets go — the chocomel is spit dramatically onto their lower back, accompanied by the shout: “It’s raining cocoa, baby!”

Variations:

The Warm Wiener: Same idea, but performed in a bathtub for extra splash zone.

The Double Chocolate Factory: When both partners have chocolate milk... use your imagination. Bonus points for sound effects.
by Henk1944 April 12, 2025
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cocomelon kid

A feral nasty kid that watches cocomelon on their funky ass iPad, typically found in grocery stores coughing and sneezing while wiping their snot on their crusty ass iPads
*coughing sounds*
Me: God I fucking hate cocomelon kids
by onperiodtluv July 15, 2021
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Cocomelon

mom: hears cocomelon
also mom:throws away child
by Ilovedannydevito September 9, 2021
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Cocomelon

The nemesis to Pewdiepie. A terrible and wretched group that specializes in terrible kids content. inferior to pretty much everybody.
“Cocomelon is gathering it’s forces, Pewdiepie may be overthrown!”
by Bigboibeatem’ June 17, 2020
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