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Chocomel 

Every since I moved to the Netherlands, I can't believe I used to drink that nastyass chocolate flavored corn syrup Yoo-hoo. Chocomel is De Enige Echte.
Chocomel by Rpdrfan January 3, 2025

chocomel male 

A more sophisticated and superior male to yogurt males. Chocomel males are very content and respectful individuals who enjoy free chocomel and the simpler things in life, such as long walks on the beach ,or enjoying a beautiful sunset while confidently sipping chocomel.
Joost: Is that guy over there an alpha?
Lubo: No, look at him pouring the free drink from the vending machine, it is a Chocomel male.

*Jan pours his chocomel*

Lubo: wow I'm so jealous, I wish I could radiate such confidence and dominance while sipping chocomel.

Chocomel suprise 

A sexual act in which one partner keeps a generous mouthful of chocolate milk (ideally room temperature for maximum shock value) during anal sex. At the peak moment of intensity — just as the other partner lets go — the chocomel is spit dramatically onto their lower back, accompanied by the shout: “It’s raining cocoa, baby!”

Variations:

The Warm Wiener: Same idea, but performed in a bathtub for extra splash zone.

The Double Chocolate Factory: When both partners have chocolate milk... use your imagination. Bonus points for sound effects.
Chocomel suprise by Henk1944 April 12, 2025

cocomelon kid 

A feral nasty kid that watches cocomelon on their funky ass iPad, typically found in grocery stores coughing and sneezing while wiping their snot on their crusty ass iPads
*coughing sounds*
Me: God I fucking hate cocomelon kids
cocomelon kid by onperiodtluv July 15, 2021
mom: hears cocomelon
also mom:throws away child
Cocomelon by Ilovedannydevito September 9, 2021
The nemesis to Pewdiepie. A terrible and wretched group that specializes in terrible kids content. inferior to pretty much everybody.
“Cocomelon is gathering it’s forces, Pewdiepie may be overthrown!”
Cocomelon by Bigboibeatem’ June 17, 2020
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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