Chocomel 

A kind of fudge cooked at the precise temperature that results in the creation of the perfect blend of chocolate and caramel taste.

Is it chocolate or is it caramel? No, it's chocomel.

Chocomel by Tree House Eikaiwa October 2, 2018

Chocomel 

The greatest fucking chocolate milk in the world.

Every since I moved to the Netherlands, I can't believe I used to drink that nastyass chocolate flavored corn syrup Yoo-hoo. Chocomel is De Enige Echte.

Chocomel by Rpdrfan January 3, 2025

chocomel male 

A more sophisticated and superior male to yogurt males. Chocomel males are very content and respectful individuals who enjoy free chocomel and the simpler things in life, such as long walks on the beach ,or enjoying a beautiful sunset while confidently sipping chocomel.

Joost: Is that guy over there an alpha?
Lubo: No, look at him pouring the free drink from the vending machine, it is a Chocomel male.

*Jan pours his chocomel*

Lubo: wow I'm so jealous, I wish I could radiate such confidence and dominance while sipping chocomel.

chocomel male by ChocomelTruther July 5, 2024

Chocomel suprise 

A sexual act in which one partner keeps a generous mouthful of chocolate milk (ideally room temperature for maximum shock value) during anal sex. At the peak moment of intensity — just as the other partner lets go — the chocomel is spit dramatically onto their lower back, accompanied by the shout: “It’s raining cocoa, baby!”

Variations:

The Warm Wiener: Same idea, but performed in a bathtub for extra splash zone.

The Double Chocolate Factory: When both partners have chocolate milk... use your imagination. Bonus points for sound effects.

Lets do the chocomel suprise

Chocomel suprise by Henk1944 April 12, 2025

cocomelon kid 

A feral nasty kid that watches cocomelon on their funky ass iPad, typically found in grocery stores coughing and sneezing while wiping their snot on their crusty ass iPads

*coughing sounds*
Me: God I fucking hate cocomelon kids

cocomelon kid by onperiodtluv July 15, 2021

Cocomelon

A parents worst nightmare

mom: hears cocomelon
also mom:throws away child

Cocomelon by Ilovedannydevito September 9, 2021

Cocomelon

The nemesis to Pewdiepie. A terrible and wretched group that specializes in terrible kids content. inferior to pretty much everybody.

“Cocomelon is gathering it’s forces, Pewdiepie may be overthrown!”

Cocomelon by Bigboibeatem’ June 17, 2020