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Chocolate cookie 

a cookie that is chocolate
Chocolate cookie by D4RKC0D3R December 18, 2020
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chocolate cookie race 

Running 100 yards with an Oreo cookie between your ass cheeks where the losers have to eat their cookies from said cheeks
"Freshies line up! It's time for a chocolate cookie race.

Chocolate Cookie Jar 

When someone sticks their entire fist into the anus of another person and cannot get their hand back out.
I gave her the old chocolate cookie jar last night and she was so surprised, I was stuck for about an hour.

chocolate cookie race 

A race between 2 or more people where you place an oreo cookie between your butt cheeks and race but if you lose the race or drop your oreo you must eat it.
Tyler lost the chocolate cookie race but I think he enjoyed eating his cookie...

double chunk chocolate cookie 

We’re Costco guys, of course we have to try the new double chunk chocolate cookie!

chocolate chip cookie dough 

some of the BEST cookie dough on the planet!! used to make scrumptious cookies or is often eaten raw, though salmonella could be contracted. it is also a very delicious favor of icecream.
morgan: which cookie dough is the most popular?

hannah: chocolate chip cookie dough! everyone loves it cuz its the best ever!

Chocolate chipless cookie 

A plain cookie without chocolate chips.
Man I wish I had a chocolate chipless cookie right now.
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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