8 definitions by Ed the Viking

1
a name for a penis, used famously by the late Oliver Reed
I'd like for her and my todger to get well acquainted
by Ed the Viking April 27, 2010
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2
When someone sticks their entire fist into the anus of another person and cannot get their hand back out.
I gave her the old chocolate cookie jar last night and she was so surprised, I was stuck for about an hour.
by Ed the Viking July 11, 2011
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3
When a man fornicates with the buttocks of a woman. Different from anal because penetration of the anus is not necessary, it is most similar to titty fucking, only with the buttocks. Works best on women with large posteriors. Named due to the fact that the male is sticking his meat in between her buns.
I'd big mac the shit outta her ass!
by Ed the Viking July 12, 2011
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4
to fornicate, usually in an especially aggressive and forceful manner. used by males in reference to sex with a female.
dude, you should ream that chaunch. itll be good for you.
by Ed the Viking December 25, 2008
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an especially tricky sexual move in which the male jumps as high as he can and lands squarely between the legs of a female partner while simultaneously inserting his penis into the vagina.
"i heard jordana likes it hard"
"then give her a leap jump to super fuck. she'll like that"
by Ed the Viking December 25, 2008
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