Chocolate Pretzil
When you walk around on a hot day for so long your arse starts to sweat. You them wipe your arse on your hand and then shake someones hand
Chocolate Pretzil by chocolatepretzil June 19, 2009
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Chocolate Pretzel
Chocolate Pretzel by lobstertesticles March 15, 2017
chocolate pretzel
i wanna kill that guy" "no then youll go to jail though" "I dont care" "no you dont want a chocolate pretzel do you?" "no
chocolate pretzel by stackattack January 13, 2011
Chocolate Pretzel
Chocolate Pretzel by xero347 February 1, 2009
Lemon-Chocolate Pretzel
noun, slang; A toilet-using technique with two individuals, usually relatives or lovers, one sits facing their partner who is sitting on the toilet, in such a manner that allows them both to use the same toilet, at the same time. Typically used to save time, or, if the urge to use the bathroom is great for either individual, or both.
"Me and my girlfriend had to use the bathroom really bad, so we just made a Lemon-Chocolate Pretzel."
"We're pressed for time, just make a Lemon-Chocolate Pretzel!"
"We're pressed for time, just make a Lemon-Chocolate Pretzel!"
Lemon-Chocolate Pretzel by TinyLittleAz March 23, 2021
Chocolate Pretzel
A sexual position that is a result of anal sex. After having his way with his partner anally, a man will bend him/her over themselves, forcing the body into a position resembling a pretzel. The penetratee then shits on themselves. This is seen by the penetrator as a desirable alternative to having his own chest dumped on, a la Cleveland Steamer.
Chocolate Pretzel by Jib Ride January 12, 2009
chocolate pretzel
this is when one person works their hand into their partners anal cavity (subsequently getting their hand covered in shit), then person one asks their partner if they are hungry. No matter the answer, person one pulls out their shit covered hand and slaps the partner's face
Are you kidding me man? We've been dating for 2 weeks, of course i've given her the ol' chocolate pretzel!
chocolate pretzel by AGBurton October 3, 2008
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