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Chocolate Pretzil

When you walk around on a hot day for so long your arse starts to sweat. You them wipe your arse on your hand and then shake someones hand
That spactard was fucking me off so much I gave him a chocolate pretzil

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by chocolatepretzil June 19, 2009
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Chocolate Pretzel

when you are hooking up and the guy sticks his finger up the girls ass.
I was shocked when ben gave me a chocolate pretzel but i kinda liked it, sweet but salty.
by lobstertesticles March 15, 2017
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to violently shove a salty dick up ones ass.
i wanna kill that guy" "no then youll go to jail though" "I dont care" "no you dont want a chocolate pretzel do you?" "no
by stackattack January 13, 2011
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a pretzel, covered in shit. If you haven't seen Mall rats, then you wouldn't know.
Would you like a Chocolate Pretzel? (Hands douchebag tv host a shit covered pretzel)
by xero347 February 1, 2009
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Lemon-Chocolate Pretzel

noun, slang; A toilet-using technique with two individuals, usually relatives or lovers, one sits facing their partner who is sitting on the toilet, in such a manner that allows them both to use the same toilet, at the same time. Typically used to save time, or, if the urge to use the bathroom is great for either individual, or both.
"Me and my girlfriend had to use the bathroom really bad, so we just made a Lemon-Chocolate Pretzel."

"We're pressed for time, just make a Lemon-Chocolate Pretzel!"
by TinyLittleAz March 23, 2021
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Chocolate Pretzel

A sexual position that is a result of anal sex. After having his way with his partner anally, a man will bend him/her over themselves, forcing the body into a position resembling a pretzel. The penetratee then shits on themselves. This is seen by the penetrator as a desirable alternative to having his own chest dumped on, a la Cleveland Steamer.
"Dude, I gave Ginger the chocolate pretzel, and she went crazy!"
by Jib Ride January 12, 2009
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this is when one person works their hand into their partners anal cavity (subsequently getting their hand covered in shit), then person one asks their partner if they are hungry. No matter the answer, person one pulls out their shit covered hand and slaps the partner's face
Are you kidding me man? We've been dating for 2 weeks, of course i've given her the ol' chocolate pretzel!
by AGBurton October 3, 2008
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