Chocolate Pretzil 

When you walk around on a hot day for so long your arse starts to sweat. You them wipe your arse on your hand and then shake someones hand

That spactard was fucking me off so much I gave him a chocolate pretzil

You tit

Chocolate Pretzil by chocolatepretzil June 19, 2009

Chocolate Pretzel 

when you are hooking up and the guy sticks his finger up the girls ass.

I was shocked when ben gave me a chocolate pretzel but i kinda liked it, sweet but salty.

Chocolate Pretzel by lobstertesticles March 15, 2017

chocolate pretzel 

to violently shove a salty dick up ones ass.

i wanna kill that guy" "no then youll go to jail though" "I dont care" "no you dont want a chocolate pretzel do you?" "no

chocolate pretzel by stackattack January 13, 2011

Chocolate Pretzel 

a pretzel, covered in shit. If you haven't seen Mall rats, then you wouldn't know.

Would you like a Chocolate Pretzel? (Hands douchebag tv host a shit covered pretzel)

Chocolate Pretzel by xero347 February 1, 2009

Lemon-Chocolate Pretzel 

noun, slang; A toilet-using technique with two individuals, usually relatives or lovers, one sits facing their partner who is sitting on the toilet, in such a manner that allows them both to use the same toilet, at the same time. Typically used to save time, or, if the urge to use the bathroom is great for either individual, or both.

"Me and my girlfriend had to use the bathroom really bad, so we just made a Lemon-Chocolate Pretzel."

"We're pressed for time, just make a Lemon-Chocolate Pretzel!"

Lemon-Chocolate Pretzel by TinyLittleAz March 23, 2021

Chocolate Pretzel 

A sexual position that is a result of anal sex. After having his way with his partner anally, a man will bend him/her over themselves, forcing the body into a position resembling a pretzel. The penetratee then shits on themselves. This is seen by the penetrator as a desirable alternative to having his own chest dumped on, a la Cleveland Steamer.

"Dude, I gave Ginger the chocolate pretzel, and she went crazy!"

Chocolate Pretzel by Jib Ride January 12, 2009

chocolate pretzel 

this is when one person works their hand into their partners anal cavity (subsequently getting their hand covered in shit), then person one asks their partner if they are hungry. No matter the answer, person one pulls out their shit covered hand and slaps the partner's face

Are you kidding me man? We've been dating for 2 weeks, of course i've given her the ol' chocolate pretzel!

chocolate pretzel by AGBurton October 3, 2008