spactard

a cross between a retard and a spastic, usually said in a sarcastic manor

1.leave me alone you spactard!
2.

by Tanita April 22, 2006

Spactard

Where someone is acting retarded in a spasticated manor.

Look at that weirdo, she's such a spactard.

by Goth. November 07, 2014

Spactard

A Twat,retard,spaccer,Div or dinlo

Fuck off you Spactard.

I saw a right fucking Spactard last night.

My mong brother is well spactared

by AngelAbz November 07, 2011

Backyard spactard

A full-blown, several-sandwiches-short-of-a-picnic specialist whose mental retardation is so debilitatingly extreme that they are forced to live in the backyard. This living arrangement is usually necessitated by the high risk of poisoning through licking the toxic cleaning products off the windows, should said backyard spactard remain indoors.

Liverpool put in a good showing in the Champion's League Final the other night. If it hadn't been for Karius goalkeeping like a backyard spactard, they might have won the game. I knew he'd be shit the day he signed for the club using his favourite crayon..

by Anonymous submissions July 19, 2018

Spactard

A retard/spastic

Charlie Brandle is a spactard.

by Curry21 September 12, 2020

Spactard

A retard/spastic

Charlie Brandle is a spactard

by Curry21 September 12, 2020