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chocolate cherry cheese cake

A girl that has diarrhea while on her period with a yeast infection
My girl has some chocolate cherry cheese cake if your hungry

The Loxahatchee no bake hot chocolate cheesecake 

This involves taking a camping trip with your girlfriend in Florida during the middle of the summer. On day 4, you collect the fromunda Cheese under their breasts and then jam it in their ass. Then you whip it into a heavy froth with aggressive anal sex. Once stiff peaks are achieved, the woman screams “order up!” And proceeds to spray the mixture all over the guys chest and face.
I took my girl to a Cheesecake Factory, now she’ll surely give me “The Loxahatchee no bake hot chocolate cheesecake”.

chocolate cheesecake 

The act of reaming a woman's asshole (preferably containing remnants of shit or even better a full on meat cigar), and then proceeding to pull out and blast a steam load onto her face or body. If chances happen right, some of the shit chunks may have become lodged in your piss hole or inside the shaft, thereby creating a delectable concoction of feces/cum mixture. Also known as the rare Chocolate Cheesecake. The occuring blast can be enjoyed straight out of the cock or mixed with ice and subtle fruit flavors for a tasty cocktail cum drink that will satisfy cum and shit drinkers alike. Salud!
Chocolate Cheesecake is a rare sexual occurence. Mary was quite the lucky girl, having forgotten to wipe her ass. She was certain to get an elegant cum treat.

Chocolate Cheesecake 

When an uncircumcised man unwashed for 30 days or more has anal sex with their partner (also unwashed) and the final result is a mixture of segma and fecal matter.
1: Bro I chocolate cheesecaked that girl from the bar
2: Radical bro, did you drink the mixture afterwards?

Mexican Chocolate Cheesecake

A quesadilla (a cheese-filled baked or pan-fried tortilla) topped with Hershey's chocolate syrup.
Me: Hey, Maria what kind of cupcakes do you want for your birthday?

Maria: None, I want mexican chocolate cheesecakes. Gracias.

Chocolate Cheesecake 

Slang name for poop.

Cheesecake that's chocolate.

What you can say if you don't wanna say ( or if you in school and there are teachers around or something ) "OH SHIT!"
Damn it you really made a lot of chocolate cheesecake! OH SHIT THE TOILETS BACKED UP YOU BASTARD! DAMN TOILET!

Hey Focko! They're serving chocolate cheesecake!

*stubs toe* "OH CHOCOLATE CHEESECAKE!"