Cheesecaked

A marker used by homosexuals to indicate sexual interest in a heterosexual, typically by leaving slices or whole cheesecakes on ones property. The more cheesecake, the higher the interest.

Francisco cheesecaked the new warehouse guy's Camaro last night.

by Nickel Slots May 28, 2018

Cheesecaked

When you get cheesecaked is when you said your opinion but its a WRONG opinion and then you get shittalked by cheesecake for the rest of your life.

You: "I think America is a great country"
Someone: "Oh boy, you're about to be Cheesecaked"

by CheeseCaked September 2, 2020

You've been cheesecaked

To say "you've been cheesecaked!" means you have asserted full dominance over an apponent or anyone really.
The purpose of saying the phrase is to leave the person in utter confusion, loss, and despair.

*John and Joe both say "shotgun!" At the same time.*
*They both start running to the passenger door.*
*Joe makes it to the door first, leaving John in the dust.*
Joe's says: "You've been cheesecaked!"
John starts crying.

by JuanSanchéz March 4, 2022

Peruvian Cheesecake

When a women gives a man a handjob, ending load in her hand. She then slaps the semen into the mans taint. Then proceeds to lick it out.

Lisa: Stan, can I give you a Handjob?

Stan: Only if you catch the semen, slap my taint, and eat it?

Lisa: Where I'm from we call that a Peruvian Cheesecake.

by Carpetmuncher. October 9, 2013

death by cheesecake

When a person commences to end their life gradually, by overeating.

Death by cheesecake is seductive because although each bite brings joy, it also brings a slow and painful demise.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 4, 2019

power cheesecake

Cooking Term. Dominant cheesecake. While a cheesecake is usually submissive to his chef, a power cheesecake enjoys maintaining control over the top and/or the preparation, the normally dominant activity in cooking. Power cheesecakes supposedly have skilled tongues. (They give the best flavor.)

Golly, that power cheesecake sure put up a fight, but I finally stuck it in the oven, if you know what I mean.

by #therealsoup November 16, 2014

Simon's Cheesecake Surprise

A delicious dessert made with the old crumbs from the tray beneath the toaster, packed into the bottom of a bowl and covered with a layer of Dairylea soft cheese, topped with a coating of your favourite jam.

If you make a cheesecake with Dairylea I will literally vomit through my eye balls.

The surprise is that it isn't really cheese cake, is it? It's just toast with Dairylea and jam.

YoGPoD 23: Simon's Cheesecake Surprise

by Dave! Yognau(gh)t November 4, 2012