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Chocolate Bun 

Well basically it is a kosher food that many jews find as a delicacy. certain jews who are very jewish and pretty homosexual eat chocolate buns daily and dont eat anything else cus there so fucked up. they also like popping out of suitcases in israel because they think their funny. chocolate buns are basically shit in a bun eaten by retards
Bob: hey man why did you steal that kids chocolate bun
Bill: cus hes a jew
(they go into an exam)(10 minutes later)
Bob whispers:hey man why did you throw that chocolate bun at that jewbear?
Bill:to see if he wud eat it in the exam and risk getting kicked out.
Bob: hahahah he threw his exam on the floor and ate the whole thing
Bill:i know im so smart

chocolate hot cross bun 

When semen covers fecal matter post defexation post anal coitus.
She told me she had to shit during climax. So I said "just shit" resulting in a chocolate hot cross bun.

Chocolate Bunny 

A black girl who only dates out of her race
I met this gorgeous Chocolate Bunny on tinder last night
Chocolate Bunny by Xuack December 30, 2017

Little Chocolate Bunny 

A delicious brown skinned woman wearing a bunny suit on Easter Holiday. She loves to tease men by shaking her bunnytail for fun. The horny man chase the bunny through the enchanted woods to mate.
Guy: My little chocolate bunny loves to hop and nibble on my carrot stick.

Chocolate Bunny 

Male on male face sitting where the top hops up and down on his haunches like a rabbit.
Phil's mouth smelled awful after Eric gave him the Chocolate Bunny.
Chocolate Bunny by Falter Ego March 26, 2009

Chocolate Bunny 

A term used amongst white women to describe a delicously attractive Black man who has skin that is as smooth and as silky as chocolate. It indicates sexual desire strong enough to indulge in the Black experience. Every white girl has one.
"That's the most attractive Black man I've ever seen. HE could actually be my chocolate bunny."
Chocolate Bunny by Alexis Amore August 13, 2006

Chocolate Bunny 

It is when you go anal and there is crap on your dick.
Gene- "Man she gave me a chocolate bunny."
Robert- "Damn."
Chocolate Bunny by Muffin baker March 1, 2010
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus

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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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