Chocolate Bannana

While performing anal sex the female partner shits on a mans penis and forms a shit encrusted barrier that enforces the penis, when the shit dries on the mega penis the woman may decide to either eat the shit off her partners cock or kill him.

OH dude your mom gave me the worst Chocolate bannana last night!
DUDE did she it!!?!?!
DUDE YEAA!!!
OH DUDE SICK!!!!!

by Fasal Ahad November 10, 2006

chocolate bannana bouquet

When a girl/woman is surrounded by many black cocks!! A black cock served in a floral print pair of underwear!!

I gave that bitch a chocolate bannana bouquet for valentine's day!!

by B-radicalz September 24, 2016

chocolate banana

When a male pulls his weiner out of his companion's ass and immediately makes her (or him) lick his poopy penis

After a long night of anal sex, Steve fed his chocolate banana to Amanda.

by Brett Sutton December 14, 2004

chocolate banana monkey

A chocolate banana monkey is when you're getting it in the ass and you have to shit. A little bit comes out on your guys dick, creating the chocolate banana and he goes screaming like a monkey.

I was a chocolate banana monkey last night.

by Crushed red peppers October 31, 2015

Chocolate Banana

When you are having sex with a girl in the ass when she has diarrhea and you pull out and have her suck it off.

I asked Susie if she wanted a chocolate banana. She said yes but had no idea what she was getting herself into.

by Sephiroth116 March 28, 2009

Charleston Chocolate Banana

When a guy shits on your dick, you freeze it and enjoy.

"Oh shit, I set the freezer too low and now what would have been a nice Charleston Chocolate Banana, has turned into a Alaskan Cold Front"

by weirdjake123456789 February 21, 2009

Chocolate Banana Surprise

Coined from a popular pudding flavor, this is the sexual act when you slip out of hole #1 and accidentally penetrate hole #2. To effectively acheive the "Chocolate Banana Surprise" both parties involved should be unexpecting this to happen, which will most likely lead to chocolate on your banana.

Dude, I was doggin' my wife last night and accidentally slipped it in her butt... that was the best Chocolate Banana Surprise ever! I bet her balloon-knot is sore today!

by E-Nasty April 6, 2009