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"Hey Jason you wont believe how hard I fucked Julia last night. My only suggestion is that she wipes her ass, after I was done with her, I had a massive chococklate.
by Biddly Diddly April 7, 2015
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Chococklate

A blow job where the blower eats a single (Or several) Hersey kiss before the penis is inserted in the blowers mouth.
The gentleman saw the bag of Herseys on the table and knew he was going to received a chococklate.
by crob2696 July 30, 2020
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Icing the chocolate cake

Refers to the German practice of emptying ones' bowels followed immediately by, and prior to flushing, an ejaculation onto said excrement.
The friend was late to the party because he was at home 'icing the chocolate cake'.
by DuffRD September 29, 2010
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Reach Around In The Chocolate Locker

To deeply fist an ass hole
I had a good old Reach Around In The Chocolate Locker last night
by Greg_the_Smeg February 13, 2019
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An old Thai pastime involving at least four participants, two of whom must be male, a few spare chromosomes, and at least two viagra.

First the two males in question must buttfuck the other two participants for an equal, aforementioned period of time, without climaxing. Then, they must pull their shitdicks out and stand helmet to helmet, hands behind their backs, and swordfish the using only their hips, creating a meatsaber duel not unlike Luke vs Vader in Return of the Jedi. Neither can move their feet, or use any part of their body but their Dicks. First to quit, fall to a knee in pain, or breaks formation, loses, and must blow the victor.
If you have never witnesses a game of Chocolate-Frosted Tummy-Sticks, no example will do it justice...
by Mjolnir12982 October 19, 2016
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Chocolate squall

The absolute torrential evacuation of the bowels, literally causing the water and liquid shit in the toilet to circle with gale force speeds, causing utter destruction to everything in the bathroom.
Dave unleashed a chocolate squall in the upstairs bathroom, causing our can ceiling lights to rain shit for a week.
by Mad Mick! September 7, 2016
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Chocolate Motorboat

A cousin of both the motorboat and the cleveland steamer, this difficult maneuver can only be done by a true fecaphile. After releasing one's bowels onto a woman's chest the classic motorboat is performed to the delight of all involved.
After a violent shart onto Gertrudes chest Hector quickly spins around and they relish in a lovely chocolate motorboat.
by *samIam* January 12, 2008
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