A chocken is like a chicken only mightier. They are large and strong with giant pectoral muscles, and feet with a hundred toes. They are a menace, and cannot be slayed by an ordinary human being. Only one with strength and courage, one who posesses the Sword of Truthiness, can slay a chocken.

All hail the glorious chocken!

Chocken by Chocken Slayer April 24, 2010

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Think Fast Chuckle Nuts

My favorite meme involving scout. It involves a cringe video interrupted by scout with the phrase "Think Fast Chuckle Nuts" followed by a flash bang. In one variation of the meme the flashbang is caught

scout:Think Fast Chuckle Nuts
pyro:*catches flashbang & yeets*

Think Fast Chuckle Nuts by raybeez February 19, 2022

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Cockled Over

When you are walking and your ankle painfully moves to an uncomfortable angle, this happens when you come off e.g a curb or step. This is a Hull word which is used nowhere else in the world.

Person 1: "Hey, why are you limping?"
Person 2:" Well I just cockled over as I came off that curb over there."

Cockled Over by some hull lass 😎 August 27, 2016

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CockleBoy

Noun
1] A male who is annoying his friend group through means of being cocky or attempting to unnecessarily engage in a roast battle

That boy keeps on boasting about his hockey club, what a cockleboy

CockleBoy by Chevdog May 12, 2020

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Chockendipper

A piece of fried chicken on a stick, dipped in chocolate, whipped cream and sprinkles, with a dash of olive oil.

I added hot sauce to my chockendipper to make a hot chockendipper.

Chockendipper by Hippynotnathan February 9, 2009

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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