Chocken 

A chocken is like a chicken only mightier. They are large and strong with giant pectoral muscles, and feet with a hundred toes. They are a menace, and cannot be slayed by an ordinary human being. Only one with strength and courage, one who posesses the Sword of Truthiness, can slay a chocken.

All hail the glorious chocken!

Chocken by Chocken Slayer April 24, 2010

chocken 

A chocolate chicken, though they are now creatures on earth with like potatoes and live in tents.

The Chocken came to Earth ont heir bikes.

chocken by Katy Lombardi October 4, 2005

Chocken 

Chocken: In 1600's England, after a gentlemen drenched a maiden in semen (potentially multiple gentlemen at once), he would often shake chalk dust upon her to dry her body of the juices. This was done when the amount of semen was far too copious to use handkerchiefs to be wiped up. The term chocken was used to describe the women seen with the white powder on them as they roamed the streets post-coitus. This was considered a positive term used when the lady walks alongside with the gentleman as the observer would complement the man by addressing the woman "looking chocken today" whilst making eye contact with her accompanying gentleman and tipping his hat to him, acknowledging his massive loads and abundant virility.

Interestingly, the typical response from a woman in those days to any speak of carnal acts would be to blush, but it was rare to see such a response from a chocken woman. It was later discovered that they were indeed blushing, but the large amounts of chalk on their cheeks blocked the ensuing red hue of their blushes.

Allanabel: "Did you see how chocken Mabel looked this morning?"

Nathaniel: "Don't get any ideas my dear Allanabel. You know I'm far too dehydrated in the mornings to produce such jizzums and make you properly chocken. We must wait till I've had my high noon tea!"

Chocken by SixFoot6 August 1, 2017

chocken tonders 

A special kind of tender only found at the bottom of the deepfrier of fried chicken. Usally looks like a wrinkled dildo.

Bro, chocken tonders taste like 2 day old breast milk, not saying I know what that taste like...

chocken tonders by TheSpeedArtMaster2006 November 14, 2019

Chocken Chicken 

A hand job by an immigrant.

We chocken chicken, and then we eat it. Again.

Chocken Chicken by Baby Voice January 20, 2025

Chicken Club Sandwich, Can of Coke and a Kit Kat Chunky

The most scouse thing a scouser can say

Hey Scouse Lad, say Chicken Club Sandwich, Can of Coke and a Kit Kat Chunky

Chicken Club Sandwich, Can of Coke and a Kit Kat Chunky by Greg_the_Smeg February 5, 2019

Chicken Nugger

Chicken Nugger: A small peice of meat that a child begs for; furthermore, parents reject, and refuse to order this item. Chicken Nugget (see also) is a more delicate and popular version of this dish. Related to French Fried and Sweer Potato.

You sit at the restaurant with your young son, he says he is hungry. You agree to get him dinner. You open up to the kids menu, your child is far to young for adult food. Chicken nugger stares at you from the page. You don’t understand. Your palms get sweaty and your son complains. He says he is hungry. Your mind strains, searching for an answer in a world of sweer potato and French fried. You try to order the chicken nugger, but you cannot. The words cannot escape your lips. Your son is hungry, he complains. The waitress stares at you, her head a spinning chicken nugger, her arms swinging French fried. Your son cries the tears of a chicken nugger-less child. In your mind you scream. It is raining sweer potato now, you have French fried engraved on your left temple and you do not understand. Your son weeps in the corner, he is starving. Starving for the chicken nugger.

Chicken Nugger by Sharkbites August 23, 2017