Chiveled 

Slick and soft masculine body type. That is both squishy and tough, kinda like steak.

That man over there has such a chiveled body.

Chiveled by Catter Rachel September 24, 2023

The Chiseled Adonis 

Diligent, Vigilant, Meticulous, Sagacious, Conscientious, Analytical, Methodical, Individual

You’re really acting like The Chiseled Adonis right now.

The Chiseled Adonis by Joker-_- July 7, 2021

Chiseled Muffin 

A burley; yet, well defined vagina.

Damn, you have one great looking Chiseled Muffin.

A vagina like that of Kelly Ripa.

Chiseled Muffin by The Chiseler September 29, 2010

chiseled 

Well-defined, esp. as it related to musculature. Having distinguished features. jacked or ripped

He's got some chiseled abs!

chiseled by homeyjd October 20, 2008

chiseled 

The sculpted features of a man's face.

The hero in the romance book had a handsome chiseld face.

chiseled by phulluvit June 4, 2003

Chiseledick 

Everyone knows a chiseledick.
A chiseledick was once a cool guy in a group of friends. Desperate, and after getting absolutely no pussy in high school, a chiseledick will find the skankiest snaggle toothed vagina of a witch-whore to go out with. He could do way better than this rank cuntrag, but doesn't care; she can't do any better than him, but doesn't know it. Once cool friends, Chiseledicks begin to spend all their time and money catering to the witch hole. Only after 4 months of multiple feminist poetry readings, knitting classes and vegan dinners, and a full body wax, will a chiseledick get some action. After repeated warnings from their friends, one day Chiseledicks will look down and realize that their penis is gone, whittled away by the sand from their girlfriends' vagina.

John: "Damn, who else could we invite?"
Terry: "What about Greg, he hasn't hung out in awhile?"
John: "No, since meeting ol' Sandy Vagg he doesn't do anything fun."
Frank: "Yeah, he's a regular chiseledick now. I hope his shit doesn't grind away into that blackness that is Sandy's vagina."
John: "Frank, I'm pretty sure his shit is already done for."

Chiseledick by Armoredmancandy December 29, 2005

Chivered

The state of being transported to a different world through substances, getting 'lit', or unbelievably fucked up. An alternative to munted, cooked and off-tap.

Oi boys, want to get chivered tonight? I don't want to get any type of fucked up, I want to get chivered.

Chivered by She'll Be Right September 23, 2016