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chiseled 

Well-defined, esp. as it related to musculature. Having distinguished features. jacked or ripped
He's got some chiseled abs!
chiseled by homeyjd October 20, 2008
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chiseled 

The sculpted features of a man's face.
The hero in the romance book had a handsome chiseld face.
chiseled by phulluvit June 4, 2003

Chiseled 

When you are hammered and stoned at the same time.
Bob: "Yo are you okay?"
Jimmy: *mumbling words* "NahHHhH im sooo fuckiNG Chiseled"
Chiseled by me number 69 October 21, 2022

Chiseled 

Where you’re drunk but in between plastered and hammered.
Holly, are you hammered?

No, Marc! I’m chiseled.
Chiseled by 407716 January 20, 2020

chiseled 

really dreadfully awful. worse than carved.
Your car exploded? That is so chiseled.
chiseled by gabs007 May 19, 2006

Chiseled Muffin 

A burley; yet, well defined vagina.
Damn, you have one great looking Chiseled Muffin.

A vagina like that of Kelly Ripa.
Chiseled Muffin by The Chiseler September 29, 2010

Chiseled cunt 

A female bodybuilder who is also a raving, lunatic bitch; also defines any male/female on steroids who acts like a child, or a pussy.
"Ew, see Julie over there? She's on so many 'roids, she's a chiseled cunt!"
Also, "Good gracious, Taylor Lautner is such a chiseled cunt! He's built but still acts like a pussy!"
Chiseled cunt by Kendromeda September 24, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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