Chitspoon

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A spoon with a full scoop of peanut butter, covered in chocolate milk powder.

What the hell are you eating?

A chitspoon.

Dude that looks like a turd!

It might look like shit, but it tastes like heaven!

Chitspoon by Niagara Boys November 10, 2010

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chipoon

When a tortilla chip, or other sharp chip, goes astray and stabs you in the mouth.

Shit! I just got a chipoon to the roof of my mouth, I think it's still stuck in there!

chipoon by Thom Blythe January 11, 2007

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chimpoon

All the atributes of a cheeky little playful monkey except for the positive one. ie. a monkey who is a cunt

Gee Bubbles you have broken the skin you really are a chimpoon

chimpoon by Donkey docker October 16, 2004

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cartspooning

When two people interweave their hands on a shopping cart handle.

They were cartspooning at Costco as they pushed the shopping cart together.

cartspooning by BringingIT July 17, 2016

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Chitmoon

Chitmoon is the best of the best. she's pretty, smart, cool, funny, a little shy, and is just amazing. Her Friends and all the boys adoooore her

Hey look at that cute girl! she's definitely a Chitmoon~

Chitmoon by The truth 11111111111111111111 April 22, 2022

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Chipoon

When you use a chip as a spoon no matter what your eating

I need a chipoon to eat my soup!

Chipoon by terenewow March 6, 2016

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shitspoon face

Face a person makes when they are hatin' it. Looks like someone's trying to get them to eat a spoonful of shit.

Damn, Tom's got a shitspoon face. This can't be good.

shitspoon face by Johnny April 22, 2004

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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