Chitspoon

A spoon with a full scoop of peanut butter, covered in chocolate milk powder.

What the hell are you eating?

A chitspoon.

Dude that looks like a turd!

It might look like shit, but it tastes like heaven!

by Niagara Boys November 10, 2010

chipoon

When a tortilla chip, or other sharp chip, goes astray and stabs you in the mouth.

Shit! I just got a chipoon to the roof of my mouth, I think it's still stuck in there!

by Thom Blythe January 11, 2007

chimpoon

All the atributes of a cheeky little playful monkey except for the positive one. ie. a monkey who is a cunt

Gee Bubbles you have broken the skin you really are a chimpoon

by Donkey docker October 16, 2004

cartspooning

When two people interweave their hands on a shopping cart handle.

They were cartspooning at Costco as they pushed the shopping cart together.

by BringingIT July 17, 2016

Chitmoon

Chitmoon is the best of the best. she's pretty, smart, cool, funny, a little shy, and is just amazing. Her Friends and all the boys adoooore her

Hey look at that cute girl! she's definitely a Chitmoon~

by The truth 11111111111111111111 April 22, 2022

Chipoon

When you use a chip as a spoon no matter what your eating

I need a chipoon to eat my soup!

by terenewow March 6, 2016

shitspoon face

Face a person makes when they are hatin' it. Looks like someone's trying to get them to eat a spoonful of shit.

Damn, Tom's got a shitspoon face. This can't be good.

by Johnny April 22, 2004