Chiseldick
"Mcgrue only wishes he was a chiseldick, but Andy is the real freak-crotch around here. Seriously, it's like steel wool and mothballs down there."
Chiseldick by Hyptosis January 1, 2012
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Chiselicious
Extremely physically toned; have or having abnormally deep ridges delineating individual muscles and/or insane muscle definition due to exceptionally low body fat.
Usually the result of an individuals obsession with vanity and subsequent over-exercising and maintenance of an outrageously-low-fat, and possibly unhealthy, diet.
Usually the result of an individuals obsession with vanity and subsequent over-exercising and maintenance of an outrageously-low-fat, and possibly unhealthy, diet.
"Mike exercises soo much, dude, and all he eats are salads and kebabs. Is he crazy?"
"No, son. He just wants to be chiselicious for the summer."
"No, son. He just wants to be chiselicious for the summer."
Chiselicious by the chiseled one March 26, 2008
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Chiseledick
Everyone knows a chiseledick.
A chiseledick was once a cool guy in a group of friends. Desperate, and after getting absolutely no pussy in high school, a chiseledick will find the skankiest snaggle toothed vagina of a witch-whore to go out with. He could do way better than this rank cuntrag, but doesn't care; she can't do any better than him, but doesn't know it. Once cool friends, Chiseledicks begin to spend all their time and money catering to the witch hole. Only after 4 months of multiple feminist poetry readings, knitting classes and vegan dinners, and a full body wax, will a chiseledick get some action. After repeated warnings from their friends, one day Chiseledicks will look down and realize that their penis is gone, whittled away by the sand from their girlfriends' vagina.
A chiseledick was once a cool guy in a group of friends. Desperate, and after getting absolutely no pussy in high school, a chiseledick will find the skankiest snaggle toothed vagina of a witch-whore to go out with. He could do way better than this rank cuntrag, but doesn't care; she can't do any better than him, but doesn't know it. Once cool friends, Chiseledicks begin to spend all their time and money catering to the witch hole. Only after 4 months of multiple feminist poetry readings, knitting classes and vegan dinners, and a full body wax, will a chiseledick get some action. After repeated warnings from their friends, one day Chiseledicks will look down and realize that their penis is gone, whittled away by the sand from their girlfriends' vagina.
John: "Damn, who else could we invite?"
Terry: "What about Greg, he hasn't hung out in awhile?"
John: "No, since meeting ol' Sandy Vagg he doesn't do anything fun."
Frank: "Yeah, he's a regular chiseledick now. I hope his shit doesn't grind away into that blackness that is Sandy's vagina."
John: "Frank, I'm pretty sure his shit is already done for."
Terry: "What about Greg, he hasn't hung out in awhile?"
John: "No, since meeting ol' Sandy Vagg he doesn't do anything fun."
Frank: "Yeah, he's a regular chiseledick now. I hope his shit doesn't grind away into that blackness that is Sandy's vagina."
John: "Frank, I'm pretty sure his shit is already done for."
Chiseledick by Armoredmancandy December 29, 2005
Chislick Disaster
The Chislick Disaster was an under-the-bus throwing of catastrophic proportions that occurred on February 3, 2011. It is considered the worst under-the-bus throwing in history and is the only level 9 incident on the Under-the-Bus Throwing Scale.
It's tight that the seals weren't harmed in the Chislick Disaster. Save the seals, they'll never forget!
Chislick Disaster by Mrs. Aw3s0me February 27, 2011
chiselwacked
When you are under the influence, and your head is throbbing in certain points like you've been whacked with a chisel. And trying to get your thoughts together is like trying to swim through custard in your head.
chiselwacked by chidules March 25, 2011
chiefdick
a friend of mine is more of a dickhead than anyone I have ever known, so I refer to her as the chiefdick
chiefdick by squish wrinkle May 8, 2014
Chiselack
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