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Chiselack 

This guy is so kind and would never hurt anyone
“That Chiselack sure is a guy
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Chiselicious 

Extremely physically toned; have or having abnormally deep ridges delineating individual muscles and/or insane muscle definition due to exceptionally low body fat.

Usually the result of an individuals obsession with vanity and subsequent over-exercising and maintenance of an outrageously-low-fat, and possibly unhealthy, diet.
"Mike exercises soo much, dude, and all he eats are salads and kebabs. Is he crazy?"

"No, son. He just wants to be chiselicious for the summer."
Chiselicious by the chiseled one March 26, 2008

chiselface 

A Ukranian dude with an extremely chiseled face. He plays soccer and the viola, which inexplicably attracts the attention of certain Bulgarian girls.
hey nora look at the chiselface!
chiselface by bob November 19, 2004

Chiseldick 

A guy with a stupid dick. A stupid, stupid, stupid pointy little dick. He knows who he is too.
"Mcgrue only wishes he was a chiseldick, but Andy is the real freak-crotch around here. Seriously, it's like steel wool and mothballs down there."
Chiseldick by Hyptosis January 1, 2012

Chrisblackisacunt

when you know a guy called chris black and he's a bit of a cunt
Me: Hello
You: Chrisblackisacunt

chiselwacked

When you are under the influence, and your head is throbbing in certain points like you've been whacked with a chisel. And trying to get your thoughts together is like trying to swim through custard in your head.
"I'm too chiselwacked from earlier/last night to write a shopping list
chiselwacked by chidules March 25, 2011

chizelback

This filthy whore Molly got inked by a drunken tattoo artist. She came home and squatted to wipe up the spilled spaghetti. One look from me and I realized she was a chizelback. Anyone with a tramp stamp is a chizelback.
chizelback by willmo454 August 27, 2010
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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