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Chiselicious 

Extremely physically toned; have or having abnormally deep ridges delineating individual muscles and/or insane muscle definition due to exceptionally low body fat.

Usually the result of an individuals obsession with vanity and subsequent over-exercising and maintenance of an outrageously-low-fat, and possibly unhealthy, diet.
"Mike exercises soo much, dude, and all he eats are salads and kebabs. Is he crazy?"

"No, son. He just wants to be chiselicious for the summer."

chiselface 

A Ukranian dude with an extremely chiseled face. He plays soccer and the viola, which inexplicably attracts the attention of certain Bulgarian girls.
hey nora look at the chiselface!
chiselface by bob November 19, 2004

Chiseldick 

A guy with a stupid dick. A stupid, stupid, stupid pointy little dick. He knows who he is too.
"Mcgrue only wishes he was a chiseldick, but Andy is the real freak-crotch around here. Seriously, it's like steel wool and mothballs down there."
Chiseldick by Hyptosis January 1, 2012

Chrisblackisacunt

when you know a guy called chris black and he's a bit of a cunt
Me: Hello
You: Chrisblackisacunt

chiselwacked

When you are under the influence, and your head is throbbing in certain points like you've been whacked with a chisel. And trying to get your thoughts together is like trying to swim through custard in your head.
"I'm too chiselwacked from earlier/last night to write a shopping list
chiselwacked by chidules March 25, 2011

chizelback

This filthy whore Molly got inked by a drunken tattoo artist. She came home and squatted to wipe up the spilled spaghetti. One look from me and I realized she was a chizelback. Anyone with a tramp stamp is a chizelback.
chizelback by willmo454 August 27, 2010