Definitions by chidules

Curpet 

A useful material to wipe a wank on... carpets or curtains will do..

Couldn’t find a sock... had to use the curpet

Curpet by chidules July 19, 2019

chiselwacked

When you are under the influence, and your head is throbbing in certain points like you've been whacked with a chisel. And trying to get your thoughts together is like trying to swim through custard in your head.

"I'm too chiselwacked from earlier/last night to write a shopping list

chiselwacked by chidules March 25, 2011

khewl 

khewl is a combination for those who cannot decide without a big argument which is better...kool or kewl

Its so much more khewl than kool or kewl

khewl by chidules January 8, 2011