Chirped
Girl #1 : Yo momma's so fat when she jumped in the sky, she got stuck!
Crowd: ohhhhhhhh
Girl#2 : Oh man, I just got chirped!
Crowd: ohhhhhhhh
Girl#2 : Oh man, I just got chirped!
Chirped by KILOGRAMJAM April 21, 2009
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chirped
chirped by wordtomywords March 22, 2011
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Chirped • chirped his chips • chirped out • chirped the tires • chipped • chimped • Chirper • chipped beef • chipped up • Chipped Ham
chirped out
While driving a car. To burn rubber, peel out but only for a short period of time to make a short chirpping sound.
chirped out by meshhat February 7, 2009
chirped the tires
1. When a person is has chirped the tires; it simply means that they put enough foot down on the gas pedal to make the tires chirp. It's not like they are smoking their tires; they just hit the gas enough to get a "chirp" sound from the rubber of the tire as the tire turns fast against the road.
1. I could not believe it! I was out with Grandma and she was driving and Grandpa and I were riding; and then GRANDMA chirped the tires when she took off! She was sick of the guy next to us cutting in and out of traffic so she chirped off and beat him to the next intersection before he could cut in front of her again. I was cracken up!
chirped the tires by IrishDaddy2U April 14, 2010
chirped his chips
Spinelli (referring to T J's black eye): I haven't seen that many colors on one face since Crackers the Clown chirped his chips in our classroom!
chirped his chips by Agent Doof July 13, 2021
chimped
Having your face ripped off by a sexually frustrated and jealous chimpanzee is sometimes referred to as being "chimped."
WOW! That bitch really got chimped when she copped a feel off of the primate's common law wife. She shouldn't have drank champagne with it and polished it's knob so much. Oh well, at least it didn't trash the bitch's Camry and steal any credit cards.
chimped by running out of patience February 24, 2009
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