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jiz

1. Jiz is short slang in America for "just."

2. Jizz has sexual connotation(s); it is not the same word at all.
by IrishDaddy2U April 12, 2010
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Buzz Driving

1. Buzz Driving is driving with a buzz, not quite drunk, but enough that your awareness and/or ability to drive is somewhat impaired.

2. Another way for the State of Michigan to give you a ticket.

3. A stupid way to drive, especially if you are buzz driving and drink while operating a vehicle; that's just more trouble in the making.
1. The meat headed idiot was Buzz Driving and hit a telephone pole, luckily he hurt no one but himself.

2. She was out for the night, had her thrills then took off for home buzz driving - oh yeah she got a ticket and it set her back $250.00!!!!

3. That lamer was DOA after he tried a stupid buzz drive home and wrapped himself up against a tree. It's a shame, but I am glad that he didn't kill anyone else with his asinine actions.
by IrishDaddy2U April 12, 2010
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chirped the tires

1. When a person is has chirped the tires; it simply means that they put enough foot down on the gas pedal to make the tires chirp. It's not like they are smoking their tires; they just hit the gas enough to get a "chirp" sound from the rubber of the tire as the tire turns fast against the road.
1. I could not believe it! I was out with Grandma and she was driving and Grandpa and I were riding; and then GRANDMA chirped the tires when she took off! She was sick of the guy next to us cutting in and out of traffic so she chirped off and beat him to the next intersection before he could cut in front of her again. I was cracken up!
by IrishDaddy2U April 14, 2010
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wittchu

1. "Wittchu" is shorter slang for "with you." It is pronounced "witt-chu" sounds kind of like "witch-you" but it has nothing to do with a witch, halloween or anything else like that as far as the word's slang definition.
1. I was wonderen wassup wittchu today man!

Which in other words means...

I was wondering what's up with you today, man! or

I was wondering what your problem is today. or

I was wondering what you are doing today. or

"Ebonically" (in Ebonics)

(*Hint Hint*) >>>> Can I hang out with ya today?

Inferring that: (I aint got anything else goin' on man, so maybe I can chillax with you.)
by IrishDaddy2U April 12, 2010
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bovine

1. It literally means "like a cow."
1. He smiled and said that she was simply bovine, and she was so dense that she thought it was a compliment! LOL! Can you believe that?
by IrishDaddy2U April 12, 2010
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man up

4. It also means for a workplace, or corporation to deal with, take care of, and help those people that they have caused hurt, damage, and/or injury to.

5. It can also refer to respecting someone enough to go talk to them, apologize, do what's right when it is the right time to do so.
4. The opposite would be the company fighting you in court with expensive, fancy lawyers who's sole responsibility is to twist situations/blame and/or to lie for and protect the company or organization that harmed the person(s) sitting at the other side of the table, hurt for the rest of their life. When someone does this all for money; it's NOT manning up - it's the farthest thing from it. It's all about doing the right thing... and this is not it.

5. The boss had no idea who had dinged up the car door. But she went to her boss and told her boss that it was she that accidentally dinged up the new Porsche. She is admirable for (man up) her responsibility, and she gained a lot of credibility with her boss too. She asked for forgiveness, and all is fine & well now between them. I think it may have started a new friendship between them, just because she owned up (man up) to it.
by IrishDaddy2U April 12, 2010
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Text-o-motive

1. A "Texto-motive" is what a "Chain texter" drives to and from here and there. They THINK it is just another mobile device to be used to get a signal for texting. It is really a car, a truck, an SUV, a Semi, a Humvee, whatever... But they are so much of a text addict that they think of it as only another place to text.

2. "Text-o-mobiles" are the equivalent to a text-o-motive vehicle.
1. Man! If you paid as much attention to your driving as you do to your darn phone, your points wouldnt cost you so much per car insurance payment, b/c you wouldnt have so many accidents - you "Text addict'!

2. The lady in the left lane sat there FOREVER when there was a green arrow, no matter how much people were honking at her; she thought she owned a "Text-o-motive", or something. How annoying! My wife wanted to get out and give her a proper beat down!
by IrishDaddy2U April 14, 2010
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