IrishDaddy2U's definitions

Text-o-motive

1. A "Texto-motive" is what a "Chain texter" drives to and from here and there. They THINK it is just another mobile device to be used to get a signal for texting. It is really a car, a truck, an SUV, a Semi, a Humvee, whatever... But they are so much of a text addict that they think of it as only another place to text.

2. "Text-o-mobiles" are the equivalent to a text-o-motive vehicle.

1. Man! If you paid as much attention to your driving as you do to your darn phone, your points wouldnt cost you so much per car insurance payment, b/c you wouldnt have so many accidents - you "Text addict'!

2. The lady in the left lane sat there FOREVER when there was a green arrow, no matter how much people were honking at her; she thought she owned a "Text-o-motive", or something. How annoying! My wife wanted to get out and give her a proper beat down!

by IrishDaddy2U April 14, 2010

DUMDUM

1. A dumdum is a stupid person, as described above.

2. A dumdum is also an OLD name brand of a sucker in America.

1. That guy sure is a dumdum. *eyeroll*

2. My favorite kind of sucker is a dumdum.

by IrishDaddy2U April 12, 2010

wittchu

1. "Wittchu" is shorter slang for "with you." It is pronounced "witt-chu" sounds kind of like "witch-you" but it has nothing to do with a witch, halloween or anything else like that as far as the word's slang definition.

1. I was wonderen wassup wittchu today man!

Which in other words means...

I was wondering what's up with you today, man! or

I was wondering what your problem is today. or

I was wondering what you are doing today. or

"Ebonically" (in Ebonics)

(*Hint Hint*) >>>> Can I hang out with ya today?

Inferring that: (I aint got anything else goin' on man, so maybe I can chillax with you.)

by IrishDaddy2U April 12, 2010

chirped the tires

1. When a person is has chirped the tires; it simply means that they put enough foot down on the gas pedal to make the tires chirp. It's not like they are smoking their tires; they just hit the gas enough to get a "chirp" sound from the rubber of the tire as the tire turns fast against the road.

1. I could not believe it! I was out with Grandma and she was driving and Grandpa and I were riding; and then GRANDMA chirped the tires when she took off! She was sick of the guy next to us cutting in and out of traffic so she chirped off and beat him to the next intersection before he could cut in front of her again. I was cracken up!

by IrishDaddy2U April 14, 2010

got the lead out

1. Got the lead out is an old expression that means that a person (or group of people) hurried up., as if they had lead in their pants, pulled the lead out so they could run faster or whatever... and finally hurried up.

2. Once the runner got the lead out he went up from last place to third place. Like he was running for his life. What a comeback, it was AMAZING!

by IrishDaddy2U April 14, 2010

iggit

1. An "iggit" is slang for {idiot. It most likely originated down South, probably by rednecks.

1. If that iggit does that again Ima blow his head off!

by IrishDaddy2U April 12, 2010

common cents

1. "Common cents" is ironically a common misspelling of "common sense."

EX. You just looked up this phrase and you did not spell one of the two words correctly, therefore that is showing a lack of "common sense." <<<<< Please click the link next to the arrows to go to the correct area for the definition. P.s ~ It is not spelled "common cents" hint hint...

by IrishDaddy2U April 19, 2010