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Chirped

Girl #1 : Yo momma's so fat when she jumped in the sky, she got stuck!

Crowd: ohhhhhhhh

Girl#2 : Oh man, I just got chirped!
by KILOGRAMJAM April 21, 2009
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chirped

verb; means to be excited or hyped up about something.
Person #1: "Dude, I'm so chirped to go to that game tonight."
by wordtomywords March 22, 2011
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chirped out

While driving a car. To burn rubber, peel out but only for a short period of time to make a short chirpping sound.
I was glad everything had worked out
Dropped her ass off and then chirped out
by meshhat February 7, 2009
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chirped the tires

1. When a person is has chirped the tires; it simply means that they put enough foot down on the gas pedal to make the tires chirp. It's not like they are smoking their tires; they just hit the gas enough to get a "chirp" sound from the rubber of the tire as the tire turns fast against the road.
1. I could not believe it! I was out with Grandma and she was driving and Grandpa and I were riding; and then GRANDMA chirped the tires when she took off! She was sick of the guy next to us cutting in and out of traffic so she chirped off and beat him to the next intersection before he could cut in front of her again. I was cracken up!
by IrishDaddy2U April 14, 2010
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chirped his chips

An impressive array of vomited materials, possibly of the projectile type
Spinelli (referring to T J's black eye): I haven't seen that many colors on one face since Crackers the Clown chirped his chips in our classroom!
by Agent Doof July 13, 2021
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chimped

Having your face ripped off by a sexually frustrated and jealous chimpanzee is sometimes referred to as being "chimped."
WOW! That bitch really got chimped when she copped a feel off of the primate's common law wife. She shouldn't have drank champagne with it and polished it's knob so much. Oh well, at least it didn't trash the bitch's Camry and steal any credit cards.
by running out of patience February 24, 2009
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chirpees

The disease contracted when one uses Twitter promiscuously.
Dude, she totally got chirpees from tweeting 24/7
by kflowaz June 9, 2009
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