Chinnitus

A chaneleon/ nutrients gobbler

Chinnitus has so many Chaneleons and nutrients in his stomach.

by TinsleyBinsleyhehe March 25, 2021

chinnuts

1. (noun) a dick in your mouth

2. (noun) a pair of testicles or gonads on one's jaw.

3. (noun) a really good blowjob, by which, a deep throater's progress is thwarted by balls, moving or stationary, against one's chin.

1. Here's a little story; a pimp goes up to a ho and says "yo baby, if I put nuts on the wall, would they be walnuts? She says "yeah that's right." The pimp ask's the ho, "if I put nuts on your chest, would they be chestnuts?" The ho says "yeah baby, that's right." The pimp says to the ho, "if I put nuts on your chin, would they be chinnuts? The ho says, "yeah baby." The pimp says, "nah bitch that ain't chinnuts that's a dick in yo' mouth. You fuckin' whore."

by Kid Hasselhoff January 17, 2005

Coultard chinitis

A physical handicap, characterised by an extremely wide chin. The affliction is named after Mclaren Grand Prix driver, David Coultard, who has the most serious case documented thus far.

News just in; Grand Prix driver, David Coultard has been sacked by racing outfit Mclaren. It was said that pre-season testing had not gone well as planned, as Coultard's battle with chinitis, had left the team with an aerodynamic quandry. Apart from modifications having had to be made to the wind tunnel, in order for the Grand Prix veteran's chin to have enough clearance room, adjustments to the rear wing were fruitless, as they could not compensate for chin mediated resistance and drag factors.
Team owner Ron Dennis said: "David and I have discussed the decission at length. It is unfortunate. I do not want to sound uncompassionate, but there is literally no room for chinitis in motor sport"
Coultard is said to be undergoing chinitis treatment, starting with a chin hypoplasmia opporation. If all goes well, Coultard can expect a 5 inch reduction in chin girth. This may tept Minardi into offering him a contract, although possible contraindications to the proceedure such as massively increased testicular size, may hinder entrance and exit from the cock pit.

by Finesilver January 17, 2005

Chindits

A long range penetration group that waged a guerrilla war in Burma in 1943 and 1944-5 against Japan during the Pacific War. Named after a creature in Burmese mythology known as the Chinthe.

The Chindits are one of many examples of how modern warfare as we know it started in the second world war.

by Steve Donteatit December 13, 2010

chinnets

1) small pieces of clumped faeces that gather around the pubes of the anus
2) small bits of food stuck in your teeth

1) that vindaloo gave me backwash and chinnets
2) mate you've got chinnets in there

by adam rawlinson October 9, 2006

Chinnuts

When there is a cleft or dimple in ones chin. Cousin of Asschin or buttchin a set of chinnuts below a pretty mouth can lure any unsuspecting femail to her knees.

Girl #1- Do you think christopher paul is cute?
Girl #2- Oh my gosh becky, look at his chin.
Girl #1- I know he has the cutest chinnuts i have ever seen.

by Smokey-Joe January 24, 2019

Ball Chinavitus

The disease where you get huge as fuckin male balls on your chin.

Omg it felt like that man just slapped me with a huge pair of balls when i kissed him, he must have Ball Chinavitus!!

by Cambootie April 7, 2009