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Chinnitus 

A chaneleon/ nutrients gobbler
Chinnitus has so many Chaneleons and nutrients in his stomach.
Chinnitus by TinsleyBinsleyhehe March 25, 2021
Words you can keep
1. (noun) a dick in your mouth

2. (noun) a pair of testicles or gonads on one's jaw.

3. (noun) a really good blowjob, by which, a deep throater's progress is thwarted by balls, moving or stationary, against one's chin.
1. Here's a little story; a pimp goes up to a ho and says "yo baby, if I put nuts on the wall, would they be walnuts? She says "yeah that's right." The pimp ask's the ho, "if I put nuts on your chest, would they be chestnuts?" The ho says "yeah baby, that's right." The pimp says to the ho, "if I put nuts on your chin, would they be chinnuts? The ho says, "yeah baby." The pimp says, "nah bitch that ain't chinnuts that's a dick in yo' mouth. You fuckin' whore."
chinnuts by Kid Hasselhoff January 17, 2005

Coultard chinitis 

A physical handicap, characterised by an extremely wide chin. The affliction is named after Mclaren Grand Prix driver, David Coultard, who has the most serious case documented thus far.
News just in; Grand Prix driver, David Coultard has been sacked by racing outfit Mclaren. It was said that pre-season testing had not gone well as planned, as Coultard's battle with chinitis, had left the team with an aerodynamic quandry. Apart from modifications having had to be made to the wind tunnel, in order for the Grand Prix veteran's chin to have enough clearance room, adjustments to the rear wing were fruitless, as they could not compensate for chin mediated resistance and drag factors.
Team owner Ron Dennis said: "David and I have discussed the decission at length. It is unfortunate. I do not want to sound uncompassionate, but there is literally no room for chinitis in motor sport"
Coultard is said to be undergoing chinitis treatment, starting with a chin hypoplasmia opporation. If all goes well, Coultard can expect a 5 inch reduction in chin girth. This may tept Minardi into offering him a contract, although possible contraindications to the proceedure such as massively increased testicular size, may hinder entrance and exit from the cock pit.
Coultard chinitis by Finesilver January 17, 2005

Chindits 

A long range penetration group that waged a guerrilla war in Burma in 1943 and 1944-5 against Japan during the Pacific War. Named after a creature in Burmese mythology known as the Chinthe.
The Chindits are one of many examples of how modern warfare as we know it started in the second world war.
Chindits by Steve Donteatit December 13, 2010

chinnets 

1) small pieces of clumped faeces that gather around the pubes of the anus
2) small bits of food stuck in your teeth
1) that vindaloo gave me backwash and chinnets
2) mate you've got chinnets in there
chinnets by adam rawlinson October 9, 2006
When there is a cleft or dimple in ones chin. Cousin of Asschin or buttchin a set of chinnuts below a pretty mouth can lure any unsuspecting femail to her knees.
Girl #1- Do you think christopher paul is cute?
Girl #2- Oh my gosh becky, look at his chin.
Girl #1- I know he has the cutest chinnuts i have ever seen.
Chinnuts by Smokey-Joe January 24, 2019

Ball Chinavitus

The disease where you get huge as fuckin male balls on your chin.
Omg it felt like that man just slapped me with a huge pair of balls when i kissed him, he must have Ball Chinavitus!!
Ball Chinavitus by Cambootie April 7, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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