Smokey-Joe's definitions

Fuck fart

1).Exclamation of supprise. 2).Sexual flatulence expelled during intercourse.3).An attempt at farting that results in the shiting of ones paints.

Holy fuck fart Batman, the Joker totally killed your parents in that warehouse explosion.

by Smokey-Joe January 24, 2019

Bag whore

A girl who performs sexual favours in trade for drugs.

Lynn is a dirty bag whore from way back. She will swallow your cum for a bag of dope.

by Smokey-Joe December 25, 2018

Noodle grooving

A twacked out person whom has lost control of their bodily functions and flayles about in an inconsistent manner.

Person #1-Damn that fool is lit like a christmas tree.
Person #2-How can you tell?
Person #1-Look at how he is noodle grooving down the street.
Person #2-I cant belive i didnt see that myself.

by Smokey-Joe January 24, 2019

Chinnuts

When there is a cleft or dimple in ones chin. Cousin of Asschin or buttchin a set of chinnuts below a pretty mouth can lure any unsuspecting femail to her knees.

Girl #1- Do you think christopher paul is cute?
Girl #2- Oh my gosh becky, look at his chin.
Girl #1- I know he has the cutest chinnuts i have ever seen.

by Smokey-Joe January 24, 2019

joe smizer

A notorious urban artist whom is respected by everyone. Known for his loyalty, honesty and being a respectable member of the San Fernando Valley Peckerwoods. Knowledgeable and helpful in his ways, he enjoys assisting others in an effort to make others lives easier.

Joe Smizer is a straight pimp, every time he comes by he does stuff around the house to make my life a little bit better.

by Smokey-Joe December 25, 2018

Coon cuddler

A female not of the African race, who enjoys being intimate with people whom are from Africa or descendent and have black skin.

Best friend: She was a good girl before she met Tyrone, she seems so dirty now that she became a coon cuddler.

by Smokey-Joe December 25, 2018

Orient

A small town in south west iowa in adaire county located on hiway 25 south of Greenfield and north of Creston. Macksburg lies to the east of Orient and the two cities share a school district however both towns boast their own fire department and post office. Orient being the larger of the two small towns, houses the school house, one stop sign, a single gas station and a bar across the street from the only restaurant in town.

Small town living in iowa is a reality in Orient. Blink and you might miss it.

by Smokey-Joe February 3, 2019