Chipritus

A common condition found across all “Chippy’s”. Common symptoms include glitching, rat squealing, fish breath, and falling asleep with eyes open.

Hey, did you know the other day Chippy got diagnosed with Chipritus? I heard it’s pretty severe…

Chipritus by chippymaximus March 21, 2022

citritus 

Real definition known as lemonitus.
To drink too much lemonade.

Babe suck my penis I have citritus

citritus by Anderson5994 January 28, 2019

Chinkitus 

A psychological disease where a non-asian aquires chinklike attributes.

These include, but are not limited to the following:

Tightness, sushi loving, anime obsessions, Pokemon loving, DDR skills, small penis or mangina, eating with chopsticks, working around large machinery, Hello Kitty love, etc.

"Dude, his dick was like 3 inches long!"
"He must have Chinkitus..."

"Let's go watch back-to-back episodes of Pokemon!"
"Holy shit you might want to go get checked for Chinkitus."

Chinkitus by HOLYCRAP93 July 23, 2009

Chippyitus 

Chippyitus is an illness when you eat too many chips from the chippy

Me: Benj! You have a right case of chippyitus

Benj: *eats chips* No I don't...

Chippyitus by BananaManIsBae April 12, 2017

chritus yeetus alabama fetus 

a phrase that could be use in different ways, to annoy, if you're excited, or if you heard something unbelievable

Example 1
A: chritus yeetus alabama fetus chritus yeetus alabama fetus
B: geez! shut the fuck up will you?

Example 2
A: Boo!
B: chritus yeetus!

chritus yeetus alabama fetus by i'm juses November 28, 2018

chititus 

To cool to go to school. Deadly disease.

I have chititus.

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chititus by Chititus March 15, 2021

Chinnitus 

A chaneleon/ nutrients gobbler

Chinnitus has so many Chaneleons and nutrients in his stomach.

Chinnitus by TinsleyBinsleyhehe March 25, 2021