Criarrhea is the phenomenon in which you throw a packet of hot cocoa mix at someone's face and eyes, making their eyes sting and they begin to cry. The tears mix with the cocoa mix and, together, runs down their face; the result looks like diarrhea.

*Bob throws an open packet of cocoa mix at Jill*

Jill: MY EYES! YOU BITCH! *Jill begins to cry*

Bob: Haha, you have criarrhea now!

Criarrhea by Thegunk April 12, 2010

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CHATARRHEA

Online rhetorical spew, particularly in a chatroom, usually by someone suffering Online Personality or Online multiple personality disorder- Like diarrhea of the mouth, only in text form.

In a chatroom, Amber is talking about everything from politics to killing vietnamese people with a chair, to baking cakes for Jesus on Christmas. Is she okay, or suffering from Chatarrhea?

CHATARRHEA by jaytheorccc January 18, 2009

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chiarrhea

aggressive diarrhea due to excessive consumption of chia seeds.

(via text from a restaurant bathroom) - Dude, stuck on the shitter with chiarrhea from those seeds you gave me.

chiarrhea by pinkers April 2, 2011

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Chadarrhea

The phenomenon in which a group of alpha males, when in close proximity, synchronize their fecal cycles as to all shit at the same time.

See also - Menstrual synchrony

Chris - "Did you hear that Chad, Brad, and Thad got a nasty case of Chadarrhea?"
Dom - "Nah, but that's what happens when a bunch of high-protein chads start living together."

Chadarrhea by Nicholas Gun October 21, 2020

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