Definitions by slowmovin

sploof

A dry ejaculate resembling dust, often making a barely audible "poof" sound.

"I heard you turned 80 the other day."
"Yup."
"So did you get a birthday blow job?"
"Yup, but Deloris almost choked when I sploofed."

sploof by slowmovin March 31, 2009

Having to take a shit immediately after eating Chinese food.

Every time I order Combination A I get chinarhea.

chinarhea by slowmovin March 30, 2009