Criarrhea 

Criarrhea is the phenomenon in which you throw a packet of hot cocoa mix at someone's face and eyes, making their eyes sting and they begin to cry. The tears mix with the cocoa mix and, together, runs down their face; the result looks like diarrhea.

*Bob throws an open packet of cocoa mix at Jill*

Jill: MY EYES! YOU BITCH! *Jill begins to cry*

Bob: Haha, you have criarrhea now!

Criarrhea by Thegunk April 12, 2010

Cryarrhea 

When you have diarrhea so bad your sphincter burns everytime you shit causing you to cry.

Tim was on the shitter all day with cryarrhea after he ate the chinese leftovers that sat out all night.

Cryarrhea by Tim Thiede April 6, 2007

briarrhea 

The act of having diarrhea in ones pants at the work place.

I was at work and it totally smelt like a case of briarrhea.

briarrhea by ronrabbit December 1, 2010

Triarrhea 

A defecation so large and monumental that the seemingly numeric (di)arrhea becomes obsolete and must then raise the prefix a level further.

"Dude, those burgers last night...I had diarrhea all this morning!"

"You're lucky, man, i was in the bathroom all day; i had fuckin...triarrhea!"

Triarrhea by yesnomaybe January 9, 2009

Chinarrhea 

Diarrhea, or food poisoning from cheap Chinese food

Friend: "Why weren't you at school today?"
Me: "I had chinarrhea."

Chinarrhea by Redneck Secret Agent June 19, 2013

cryarrhea 

The act of crying whilst being in the act of shitting, typically in the form of diarrhea.

Dude... the party was going great till I got hit with a storm of cryarrhea.

cryarrhea by Cean&Sole March 12, 2017

Driarrhea 

Driarrhea: The dried brown residue commonly seen on the bottom inside of toilet seats when a man lifts it up to pee. Most commonly found in public restrooms.

I always check for driarrhea before I sit down in any public bathrooms.

Driarrhea by insanediego October 11, 2012