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Chinaman's Nightcap

Generally reserved for Opium, but can be used for all opiate based drugs.
Me: Got any chinaman's nightcap my man?
Local Drug Dealer: Eh?
Chinaman's Nightcap by Chrustler March 31, 2006

Chinaman's chance 

The evil elf Kucinich hasn't got a Chinaman's chance of winning the nomination.
Chinaman's chance by octopod March 4, 2004

Chinaman's otter 

The vagina.

The basic premise is that a person from China might reasonably confuse a beaver and an otter, the latter not being native to China.
George took things straight to the chinaman's otter.

Chinaman's Muffler 

Performing stimulation by burying ones face in an anus and motorboating with your lips
After receiving a ride home from the night club, Jordan repaid his driver with a Chinaman's muffler in the back lane.

Chinaman's Chance 

It is where you take a chance going across the street in China because people drive on the sidewalks and stop in the middle of the highways.
You are taking a Chinaman's Chance by crossing that busy highway.

chinaman shuffle

When passenger (most notably on the TTC in Toronto) turns their knees to the side to let you in or out of your window seat instead of standing up for 3 seconds so that you can enter or exit the seat without obstructions.
I almost tripped getting out of my seat because the guy in aisle seat did the chinaman shuffle
chinaman shuffle by chingchongpotato February 10, 2014
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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