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Chimp Pimpin’ 

Somethings just cool af…..but even cooler
“I did a back flip over a pile of rusted chainsaws, turned on, lit on fire.”

“That’s chimp pimpin’ man”
Chimp Pimpin’ by ZCC22703 September 3, 2022

We Chimp Pimpin 

This saying is said when you are really bored in 6th hour and want to do some stupid shit. This also states that you are retarded.
Me: Are We Chimp Pimpin?
Friend: Yeah we're chimp pimpin!

Pimpin Chimp 

(v) sexual act of when you have sex with a girl while you have to shit. and as you ejaculate, crap and throw it in her face. may cause intense orgasms.
Me: my wife was totally shitfaced last night.
friend: really off what?
Me: A pimpin chimp!
Pimpin Chimp by mustardtiger July 4, 2010

penis pumping like a champ 

the female puts either her right/left shoulder under the man's junk. Then they wrap their hand around the penis and basically "fist pump it like a champ".

Optional: you can start a dice roll on it and then work your way up to fist.
Penis pumping like a champ is like fist pumping on the Jersey Shore except in the sexual mode.