CHIMPS

A reference to Police Community Support Officers in Britain - Can't Help In Most Police Situations.

Oh no, they can't do anything they're only CHIMPS, we need a proper copper.

by KirkbyWillo January 17, 2011

Chimps

A group of boys that resemble Homosexuals, Gareth Gates and may have tendencies to dress like an Air stewardess

Le Chimps boys dont rule

by Gotcha March 13, 2003

CHIMPS

"CHIMPS" are Police Community Support Officers or PCSOs. Due to the fact that they "Can't Help In Most Police Situations". Everyone knows that PCSOs can't really do much because they aren't actually Police Officers at all.

Person 1: Look over there at that huge group of CHIMPS by the shop being unhelpful.
Person 2: What on earth are CHIMPS?
Person 1: They are PCSOs, you know, because they Can't Help In Most Police Situations.
Person 2: You're right, they can't.

by AredUK November 22, 2016

chimps

cum, piss, and shit

person 1: mmm I love licking your boots
person 2: make sure to get all the chimps off

by pissmommy October 1, 2020

chimps fingers

A kind of turd, usually thin and dry with discernable knuckles.

Good turd mate?
Not really. Chimps fingers, most of em.

by Dannyboff October 5, 2006

Chimps knackers

A phrase founded in 2019, whilst in the Ugandan rainforest. Generally used as the term the dogs bollocks. William Bradley came out with the phrase chimps knackers

This is the chimps knackers

by Fix your wifi January 29, 2020

chimps fingers

Oversized woman's nipples.

She had nipples on her like chimps fingers.

by DavidTheGit June 15, 2006