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chump champ 

An ugly guy who only gets girls through his high financial status in life.
1. Why is that hot ass girl all over you? You got a fat face and you ugly. And dumb too.

2. I bought her a new car thats when she told me she loved me.

1. what a chump champ.

1. <broke but cockblocks him and drives off in the car he just bought for hot girl>
chump champ by homelesspimp January 9, 2010

chump pump 

When a guy is having sex with a girl and she is bored so she watches tv as he is pumping away like a chump.
I watched part of an infomercial while he was chump pumping away. Sex is soooo soo on boring with him anymore
chump pump by athena2013 November 17, 2013

real time chump 

A derogatory name for a person watching an episodic series during the actual time during which each episode is released to the public.
Matthew and Angelica are real time chumps; I much prefer watching a show after it's conclusion to being left hanging and glued to the TV every week like they are.

I was the biggest real time chump when the series Lost was being aired for the first time on ABC in the '00s.

OMG OMG OMG! Addicted to the new season of The Bachelor #realtimechump
@mariadaniels88 on Twitter

Between Netflix, Hulu, YouTube, I'm no longer a real time chump but then again, I can't discuss any of the shows currently airing either. #firstworldproblems
real time chump by TeaInTheMoment January 10, 2018

trump a chump 

To take advantage of another who is less powerful, too trusting, and who needs something from you.
It’s hard to resist a round of trump a chump when someone is that hungry for the money and the spotlight.
trump a chump by Dr Bunnygirl April 22, 2018

21 Chump Street 

A 15-minute musical written by Lin-Manuel Miranda in 2014, based on a true story - similar to 21 Jump Street.
The musical is about Justin Laboy; who was an honor roll student in is last semester at Park Vista Community High School. He had fallen in love with a transfer student of the name Naomi Rodriguez - who was secretly a 25-year old undercover female officer from the Palm Beach Police Force. She was sent to PVCHS on the plan Operation D- to find out if anyone was buying and/or selling drugs on school property.
Justin had spent days trying to figure out how to win over Naomi - completely unaware of Operation D-, and when Naomi had asked if Justin smoked weed, Justin had instantly thought that she was looking for some drugs. He thought that if he got some for Naomi, he would win over her heart.
However, after Justin had given Naomi a baggie of marijuana, Naomi fled the school and the cops arrested Justin - along with several others from different schools. (Operation D- didn't only target PVCHS) Justin was put in jail for 1 week, and had three year's probation. No one has heard from "Naomi" after the incident, and 21 Chump Street is a well known musical amongst fans of Lin-Manuel Miranda.
*Nayomi has joined the chat*
Ariana: Nayomi, I know there's a reason you were transferred here to me.
Ariana: Nayomi, I know there's a reason this isn't luck, it's destiny.
Ariana: Nayomi, you know me - will you go to prom with me?
Nayomi: Everytime, someone just has to mention 21 Chump Street...
Nayomi: IF I GO TO PROM WITH YOU, WILL YOU STOP ASKING THAT?
Ariana: YES
Nayomi: Fine, I'll go to prom with you.
Ariana: *three days later* NAYOMI-
*The End*

chump down 

to put down or undermine someone or their efforts, the opposite of "pump up"

also, to psych out somebody in a negative way
chump down:

"to hell with what they say man....don't ever let anyone chump you down, I know you can pull this off!"

"look man, I know I can chump this guy down...just give me a shot, I know I can get him to fess up!"
chump down by bonzai May 15, 2007