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Elena-“Great, the first day of school and you are stoned”

Jeremy-“No i’m not, you need to chill yourself”

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Chill Yourself

•Telling someone to relax or calm down

•Telling someone to go cool off if they keep complaining about feeling too hot

•Telling someone to go freeze themselves to death
Dude, it's not a big deal. Quit tweaking and chill yourself.

•Stop complaining about summertime. If you're really that hot just chill yourself

•I hate you. Go to the North Pole and chill yourself, dumbass.
Chill Yourself by Un2siast January 15, 2024

chill yourself

The most aggressive way of telling someone to chill the fuck out.
Jimothy: OMFG WHY DO I KEEP LOSING
Ed: dude chill out
Jimothy: STFU BUDDY
Ed: CHILL YOURSELF

Chill on yourself 

A term used when a friend, family member, colleague or acquaintance is dealing with an issue (not known to the user of the term) that they themselves have the answer to or should deal with personally yet are unable to find/see such answer due to other factors bothering them (stress, anxiety, fear, fatigue etc) in their life.
Guy 1: ugh! I don't know why but I can't sleep!

Guy 2: Yo you need to chill on yourself
Chill on yourself by Regulrnick August 28, 2020
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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