n - A dick that's been exposed to hot green chile. Exposure may be linked to but not necessarily, hand-jobs, blow jobs immediately after eating, anal 3-12 hours after eating, etc.
After drinking all night at Albuquerque Billy's Longbar, you decide to rub up against the chubby girl in the Taco Cabana line. She smiles and invites you to her table. Back at her place, you whisper..."ever done anal?" She smiles again and grabs your junk. After stroking her pooper for a few, your dick is on fire. You scream; she apologizes. "Is your dick on fire?" "Yes!" "I ate a double meat, double cheese, and double green chile Lotaburger for dinner. I gave you green chile chode."
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Wilbur Kookermeyer: According to Urban Dictionary, Wilbur is a really cool surfer dude that surfs, gets all the ladies and makes a lot of money.
Freddy Bootylicker (Wilburs friend) wrote
"Hey Wilbur, you f-n Chilichoker!!! don't you know that urban dictionary is created and edited by internet users? Don't get your head too inflated, You're still a kook!!"
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.