Chili Finger 

The result of a particularly large, high pile of shit in the can causing you to sauce up your fingers whilst going for an ass wipe.

I only had five minutes before my lunch break was over, so I wiped fast and got out of there. It wasn't until I shook my boss's hand that I realized I had passed him a couple chili fingers.

Chili Finger by Mad Mick! November 23, 2016

finger chili 

Chili you can find at the popular fast food restaurant, Wendy's. Named after a woman placed a severed thumb in her chili, then tried to blame it on Wendy's to collect a large cash settlement.

"Let's go to Wendy's"

"Ooh, yeah, I want some finger chili!"

finger chili by hatewords August 30, 2006

Finger Chili 

Inserting your finger(s) into a vagina with the intention of soliciting a sexual response.

Question: Dude, did you get laid last night? Response: No, but I did get some Finger Chili.

Finger Chili by Ted Haggart May 1, 2009

Chili fingers

The result of fingering a girl on her period

Dude! Don’t shake my hand with those chili fingers!

Chili fingers by Chilifingers October 14, 2018

gods chili fingers

gods chili fingers is a sexual act originated in the plaza district of Oklahoma City when a limo driver stuck his fingers in a butt and licked them off. bringing to the world the act of gods chili fingers.

"man this limo driver gave me a ride home and tried to pull some gods chili fingers on me"

"no way man hope you were prepared to kick and run!"

gods chili fingers by tattooer_of_the_gods December 17, 2013

Chilli finger 

The process of slicing multiple hot chilli peppers before getting a girl over, then chilli fingering her till her pussy burns hot like Mount Vesuvius back on August 24th 79 AD.

"Dude Becky cheated on me so i got her over and totally chilli fingered her all night"

"I was chilli fingering Amanda's butthole last night and she pulled the classic reversal and sprayed last nights fajitas all over me'

Chilli finger by thechillifingerer November 23, 2018

Red Hot Chili Fingers 

When a couple fills a bathtub with a gratuitous amount of chili and then sits in it together, the dominant partner pleasing the submissive partner with their hands.

Patrick: Hey sweetheart, I’m at Wendy’s right now, do you want me to get you anything from the drive-thru?
Shannon: Yeah, get as much chili as they’ll offer. I want some Red Hot Chili Fingers from you tonight
Patrick: Oh fuck yeah.

Red Hot Chili Fingers by Pat Rhan January 1, 2024