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Chickapotamus 

The chickopotamus (Chickapotamus amphibius) or Chicko is a large, mostly plant-eating mammal found only in the Chickahominy River located in Eastern Virginia, and one of only three extant species in the family Hippopotamidae (the others are the Hippopotamus and the Pygmy Hippopotamus). The chickopotamus is the heaviest extant artiodactyl, despite being considerably shorter than the giraffe.

The chickopotamus is semi-aquatic, inhabiting the Chickahominy River where territorial bulls preside over a stretch of the river and groups of 5 to 10 females and young. During the day they remain cool by staying in the water or mud, most commonly near cypress trees; reproduction and childbirth both occur in water. They emerge at dusk to graze on grass. While chickopotamuses rest near each other in the water, grazing is a solitary activity and chickopotamuses are not territorial on land.

The chickopotamus is recognizable for its barrel-shaped torso, enormous mouth and teeth, nearly-hairless body, stubby legs and tremendous size. It is the third-largest land mammal by weight (between 1½ and 3½ tons), behind the white rhinoceros (1½ to 4 tons) and elephants (3 to 7 tons). Despite its stocky shape and short legs, it can easily outrun a human. Chickopatamuses have been clocked at 18 mph (29 km/h) over short distance. The chickapotamus is one of the most aggressive creatures in the world and is often regarded as the most ferocious animal in Virginia. There are an estimated 10-20 chickapotamuses throughout the Chickahominy River basin. They are still threatened by habitat loss and poaching for their meat and ivory canine teeth.
I was out in the water today and Patrick almost hit a chickapotamus submerged between two cypress trees with our boat.
Chickapotamus by lookoutdrift August 29, 2009

Chicky-poo 

Dannng look at that chicky-poo, she be rockin them skinny jeans.
I know dude, stfu, shes coming over here.
Chicky-poo by Ace21693 June 24, 2009

cockypoofoy 

That dinner was cockypoofoy
cockypoofoy by Cocky Poo Foy November 7, 2019

Chickaboom 

Similarly to "right on" or "word up," a phrase that can be used at any time for any purpose.
Q: "How you doing today?" A: "Chickaboom."
Q: "Dude, I need a sandwich." A: "Chickaboom."
Q: "Talk to you later." A: "Chickaboom."
Chickaboom by kimruehl April 19, 2008

Chinkydoodle 

The Chinese written language as it appears to a non native observer.
I can't read this, it's written in Chinkydoodle.
Chinkydoodle by waarki July 1, 2009

Chickycoach 

This word is used for guys when they teach the knowhow of flirting a girl to a bunch of geeks.
These guys are often superb players, having their fair share of one-night-stands and lovers. The first Chickycoach ever, was Sjoerd H. He's the friggin' man.
Yo dude, ya need to help me out gettin' this chick
- Cool bro, i'm gonna tell ya the shit and tonite, you're gettin' her good, y'know what i mean?
Thanks Chickycoach!
Chickycoach by Big Fat Bastard December 9, 2008