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Chickapotamus 

The chickopotamus (Chickapotamus amphibius) or Chicko is a large, mostly plant-eating mammal found only in the Chickahominy River located in Eastern Virginia, and one of only three extant species in the family Hippopotamidae (the others are the Hippopotamus and the Pygmy Hippopotamus). The chickopotamus is the heaviest extant artiodactyl, despite being considerably shorter than the giraffe.

The chickopotamus is semi-aquatic, inhabiting the Chickahominy River where territorial bulls preside over a stretch of the river and groups of 5 to 10 females and young. During the day they remain cool by staying in the water or mud, most commonly near cypress trees; reproduction and childbirth both occur in water. They emerge at dusk to graze on grass. While chickopotamuses rest near each other in the water, grazing is a solitary activity and chickopotamuses are not territorial on land.

The chickopotamus is recognizable for its barrel-shaped torso, enormous mouth and teeth, nearly-hairless body, stubby legs and tremendous size. It is the third-largest land mammal by weight (between 1½ and 3½ tons), behind the white rhinoceros (1½ to 4 tons) and elephants (3 to 7 tons). Despite its stocky shape and short legs, it can easily outrun a human. Chickopatamuses have been clocked at 18 mph (29 km/h) over short distance. The chickapotamus is one of the most aggressive creatures in the world and is often regarded as the most ferocious animal in Virginia. There are an estimated 10-20 chickapotamuses throughout the Chickahominy River basin. They are still threatened by habitat loss and poaching for their meat and ivory canine teeth.
I was out in the water today and Patrick almost hit a chickapotamus submerged between two cypress trees with our boat.
Chickapotamus by lookoutdrift August 29, 2009

Chickapea 

cute small animals or persons chickapea like
Chickapea by pixie 2008 November 1, 2008

chickappatamus 

An overly obese girl. 5'2 or shorter and 250 lbs plus with little to no neck.
OMG, do you see that girl? She can't can't see her toes and she's not even pregnant. What a chickappatamus.
chickappatamus by Toenail Cheese February 27, 2011

Chickapuck 

Is the language of words that are shouted in a moment of incredible frustration or rage that have no apparent meaning or value
-What did he say?

-I'm not sure he was speaking Cachickapuck...
Chickapuck by Ci Re May 1, 2009

chickapup 

A chickapup is a type of party girl, but her standards are high and she doesn't do anything that would harm her. But don't underestimate a chickapup, because she is very fun loving and crazy.

Once a chickapup, always a chickapup.
Girl 1: I'm not fun enough. I wish I was a chickapup.

Girl 2: I'm too slutty. I wish I was a chickapup.

Boy: Chickapups are so cool! I love them.
chickapup by cassidybilly August 19, 2013

Chickaplunk 

Something that is made up. The word does not correspond to a real thing.
A man saying he's a woman is chickaplunk.

Women's rights are chickaplunk.